TSA announces all underwear to be worn outside pants from now on. nt.

[Warren Stupidity]

[StarfarerBill]

1. Whew; I'm covered, then.

[flvegan]

2. What if one tends to not wear underwear?

Not me, naturally. Just a general question.

[Warren Stupidity]

6. Then they will give you really ugly standard issue ones to put on.

Not 'you' of course, just generally.

[flvegan]

15. What if the passenger is too large to wear them? Will they have to wear two pair?

Two pair...is that four underwears?

I'm confused.

[Warren Stupidity]

18. I'm confused. The thong fit under the pants, how does it now not fit over them?

Those are awful thick pants. Or perhaps it is sudden water bloat. That could happen. Especially in the last hour of the flight.

[flvegan]

23. What about the kids? You know they wear their pants baggy, below their butts.

With their drawers showing. Will they have to hike up their pants and keep their now outer underwear all low and baggy? Like a reverse effect.

[Warren Stupidity]

24. Could be a series problem.

But yes, I think that they will have to wear their boxers around their knees and their pants up at old man height.

[flvegan]

25. The bigger issue is going to be the infants with diapers outside their Garanimals.

How the hell is that going to work?

[Warren Stupidity]

27. 'bigger issue' snort!

[Peacetrain]

3. Now that is good... laughing my head off..

:rofl:

[snot]

4. Outside skirts, too?

Flying could get funnier.

[Warren Stupidity]

8. The women will have to put their panties on their heads.

[icymist]

5. But then your outside pants would be your underwear!

This is nothing more than declaring war on a tactic of how we wear clothes!

[Warren Stupidity]

10. It is a pretzle inside a pickle.

The line could go on forever.

[timeforpeace]

7. I laughed. Out loud.

[seabeyond]

9. me too... a real lol. nt

[tigereye]

11. Lord, it's crazy how one event becomes an endless generalization

to wit : the shoe guy - so now everyone has to take off their shoes

the liquid guys - so now no one can have any large bottles of liquids

now the underwear guy... recipe for bureaucratic wedgies?


I think the over-generalization is just absurd. It's like a form of insanity...

[EFerrari]

12. Everyone under sixteen . . . is now sixteen.

lol

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Do they have to be clean? nt

[Warren Stupidity]

16. Your mother says yes.

[varelse]

14. You can be arrested for dressing like that in some states

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5ioneCGmNqFWu8xsXxFdAxwZZUZmg

[Canuckistanian]

17. Is the underwear mandatory?

I always go commando in memory of my combat duty in Thailand.

Although I hear the feel of the new Calvin Klein gotchies are to die for .

[Warren Stupidity]

20. Yes. See up thread. The Maitrdi has extra house granny panties for you.

[lonestarnot]

19. What does Underpants have to say about this?

[Warren Stupidity]

21. ruh roh

[lonestarnot]

28. crap was Underpants thrown outta here too?

[Contrary1]

38. Nope, Undies still posting as of yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=103&topic_id=506156

[EFerrari]

22. Hmm. I haven't seen underpants lately.

:yoiks:

[azul]

26. That ain't the worst of it yet.

When I saw the computer-generated animation on the news this morning of some dummy terriorist that had hidden something up his butt, I told my spouse, that's it, I'm not flying no more.

Shoe-bomber, we got shoe searches. Butt-bomber, nuh-uh, that's it!

[Danascot]

33. The question is

will the GOP support airport colonoscopies to increase airport security or oppose them because it's a slippery scope from there to socialized healthcare?

[Q3JR4]

29. What if I don't wear underwear?

:shrug:

[grahamhgreen]

30. cool

[Greyhound]

31. K&R.

:rofl:

[tk2kewl]

32. sounds familiar...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgzMDg0ODgyMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDgyNTkxMQ@@._V1._SX283_SY400_.jpg

is everyone under 14 yrs old now 14?

[Beausoleil]

37. no, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old! n/t

[NoPasaran]

34. Also, all in-flight announcements will be made in Swedish

[dysfunctional press]

35. well that's just...bananas.

[Overseas]

36. TSA announces outsourcing baggage inspection to China.

To please Jim DeMint who thinks unionization of baggage inspectors would be the most dangerous threat to our national security.