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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:16 PM
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What the hell is Nuclear Football Guy?
I'm following Ari's testimony on Firedoglake and at one point he's talking about passengers on AF1 and he said this: "The people who typically sit in that cabin are nuclear football guy, personal aid, head of advance, photographer." Can anyone tell me who or what is nuclear football guy?
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:17 PM
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1. He carries the codes to launch nuclear bombs n/t
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM
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4. I wonder where the missiles are pointing these days?
Edited on Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM by C_U_L8R
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 05:34 PM
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25. San Francisco?
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM
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7. Oh swell. I feel so much better...
Thanks Cyn :toast:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:24 PM
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12. Or SHE...it's usually an 0-4, rotates between military services.
There's a watchbill, and people who have the job take turns for eight hour shifts. You get the assignment for something like a year....it's a burnout job, because you never do anything, but you cannot DO anything, either...
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:17 PM
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2. He's the long snapper.
Very specialized.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:17 PM
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3. The guy who carries the case with the nuclear missle codes.
He goes everywhere with the president just in case Little Boots decides to start WWIII. :scared:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM
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8. Do you think he freaks whenever bush looks at him?
Thinking, 'OMG!'.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:42 PM
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20. It's probably crossed his mind.
:scared: I would not want that job, no way in hell. :(
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM
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5. The nuclear football is a briefcase-sized device...
that carries all the launch codes for our nuclear weapons.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:18 PM
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6. he carries the case with the red button inside we hope * never gets to open.
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AllexxisF1 Donating Member (559 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:19 PM
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9. Yeah.
A top military officer is assigned to carry a suitcase that contains a mobile communication phone in order for the President to call in a nuclear strike. The codes and equipment is referred to as the nuclear football.



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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:22 PM
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10. Legend has it that Nixon was discreetly "relieved" of his football-playing "privileges"
Edited on Mon Jan-29-07 03:23 PM by rocknation
as he reached the end. Reagan, too. Bush? Probably.

:headbang:
rocknation
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:23 PM
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11. And sometimes the codes are real and sometimes they are not as in the
case of Nixon in the last few weeks of his being in the office.

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davepc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:26 PM
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13. wikipedia has a good entry on it
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:33 PM
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17. Yep, no one calls it the "President's Emergecy Satchel" except in the fitness reports! NT
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:28 PM
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14. Thanks everyone..
:toast: :yourock: I guess I really should have known this :shrug:
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soswolf Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:29 PM
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15. I'm surprised it's not with Cheney anyway n/t
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:36 PM
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18. I think it probably is with Cheney
I remember a snippet from some time ago. Cheney had a secret meeting in Iraq, and the article mentioned that he holds the nuclear football (even in Iraq).
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 08:35 PM
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27. They both have the football with them.
In case some thing happens to the prez.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 01:45 PM
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29. Okay, that makes sense
I was outraged when I heard it was traveling with Cheney inside Iraq.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:33 PM
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16. I don't know, but I was ready to go nuclear on this football guy


:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

Fuckmook.
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 04:12 PM
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22. I'm a Bears fan
and even I want to beat the dumbass outta this guy.

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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 04:14 PM
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23. You could bury the remains in a shoebox
even I want to beat the dumbass outta this guy.
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 08:07 PM
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26. You know our work?
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Greyhound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 03:40 PM
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19. I believe it was LBJ that fist termed it the "nuclear football" n/t
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 04:01 PM
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21. Guy with a "rocket arm"
You know, like Peyton Manning!

Bake
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 04:18 PM
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24. If you ever get a chance, view the movie "Air Force One" with Harrison Ford as the prez
A couple of scenes show where there's this guy with the nuclear codes in his briefcase. He is handcuffed to them and travels wherever the president travels. I wouldn't want that job.
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-29-07 08:35 PM
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28. Brett Favre.. if you're asking John Madden
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 01:54 PM
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30. I have this vision
Go watch the movie "The Dead Zone", with Christpher Walken and Martin Sheen.

There's a scene where Walken's character touches Sheen's character in a social context and gets a vision of Sheen's character as president at some point in the future. Sheen's character has snapped and gone mad, and while speaking of all of this religious mumbo-jumbo he opens up the football and launches an unprovoked nuclear strike.

I can see this happening now. Bush snaps and orders the guy with the football to give him the launch codes, and the officer is like, "Um, no." So they begin wrestling for it, and the Secret Service agents rush in, pull the officer off of Bush, help Bush to his feet, then slap him hard across the face and say "No! Not for President!"
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