If Rush bites it, they'll blame Obama because he's IN Hawaii too

[DainBramaged]

You think we come up with some scary-ass tin foil hat theories, wait, just wait....

[virgogal]

1. Aw,come on.

[Bluebear]

2. No wait necessary...FR is all over it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7361415&mesg_id=7361640

[saracat]

3. That was my first thought. The conspiracy nuts will be all over that. This is a reason to pray for

Rush;s healkth. They will make him a maryr and a saint, you betcha.

[Old Codger]

8. yeah but

He would be such a great martyr .... give him a chance..

[Turbineguy]

15. A martyr,

maybe. A stinking bag of guts? Always.

[nradisic]

4. Big fat slob on drugs....

They all die of massive heart attacks; John Candy, Jim Belushi,etc...Good luck Rush!

[DainBramaged]

11. First, John Candy was never proven as a druggie

second, he fought obesity ALL of his life. Third, I spent a LOT of years living in Franklin Lakes, how's it going there??? Still a Reich-wing hotbed?

Fourth, Jim Belushi is alive and well, thanks for that bit of mis-information.

[gratuitous]

5. Obama's popularity would go through the roof

IF Mr. Limbaugh shuffles off this mortal coil AND the Nitwit Brigade decides to blame President Obama, Obama's popularity would reach triple digits and beyond. They'd need one of those Fox charts totaling 121% to measure his approval rating.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. I agree.

[pdxmom]

7. Or Pelosi. She's in Hawaii as well. Hell, it'll be a conspiracy. N/T

[bananas]

12. Hooray for Obama and Pelosi!

This is a conspiracy I approve of!
:applause: :toast: :party:

[get the red out]

19. Of course that's why she is there

She's there to conspire with the President on the evil plot to quietly provide Limbaugh with enough special, CIA-created, Chili Cheese fries to cause an instant heart attack. Dastardly duo that they are!

[lunatica]

9. they're turning Obama into a god!

He is everywhere, doing everything, all the time! He has super human powers of life and death and he can jump over tall building.

He must be God.

[tblue]

10. Come to think of it, did you ever see God and Obama in the same place

at the same time?

[lunatica]

20. Oh Crap! I never even thought of that!

God you're smart!!!

I'll be sure to keep my eye out for that eventuality.

[johnaries]

13. As ridiculous as that sounds, it's no more ridiculous than many

of the things they have already claimed.

No bet.

[LiberalFighter]

14. Just tell everyone

He probably had a heart attack when he saw Obama's birth certificate.

[caitxrawks]

16. LOL

How sad, and how true.

[ljm2002]

17. Then we will be perfectly justified...

...in asking just what the hell Rush was doing vacationing in the exotic, barely-American state of Hawaii at the same time the President was there? The President's schedule is well known, Rush didn't have to be there at the same time as Obama. And Obama grew up there, so it makes sense that he is vacationing there.

Rush could have chosen to go to Texas. Or the Outer Banks. One of them thar 'Murican places.

[DainBramaged]

18. Well said, excellent points, what the fuck is he doing there?

SPYING on our President maybe?

[ljm2002]

23. Eggzackly! n/t

[Marr]

21. I think we could seed some good ones ourselves.

And should. Just be sure to build in something subtle, that makes the story demonstrably ludicrous. Let the story spread around and make the spreaders look like idiots.

[lunatica]

22. They make themselves look like idiots without our help

But we could kinda point out the obvious so they get it. Never underestimate the power of stating the obvious.