Rush is Faking it!

[FrenchieCat]

And if he isn't, I'm gonna need real proof. Photographic proof.
like a video of doctors cutting him open,
before I believe any of this!

I think this is a way to get attention,
and gain sympathy.

He then can later claim that the Left were mean to him, and wanted him to die.

It's all a ruse for money.


Plus I heard from somebody that he wasn't in Hawaii at all,
but that he's in Kenya. :tinfoilhat:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Not just perfect...

We're talking fucking perfect!

:toast:

:rofl: :rofl:

[Hippo_Tron]

10. Seriously, funniest fucking thread I've seen in a while

[bridgit]

2. I see you, and if he is we know what comes next

[JI7]

3. no, because if he doesn't die people will just think it was him doing drugs

illegally. which i think is the case. he probably overdosed on something illegal or something he didn't have a prescription for.

[old mark]

6. You mean there's a chance he could still die? Silver lining, I guess...

:nopity:


mark

[mwb970]

17. Rush's departure from the scene would be a Good Thing for America.

Limbaugh is a greedy, dissolute, divisive, piglike scumbag who forfeited his right to live off his vile hatred years ago. If I read that he has finally shuffled off, I will cheer a silent cheer. Good riddance, Pig Man!

PS. While we're at it, could we lose that creep cheney too?

[old mark]

18. But, hey, nobody's perfect.......nt

[hunter]

30. Probably him NOT doing drugs; couldn't get hold of his usual fix.

Panic Attack!

[FreakinDJ]

4. He ran out of "Pain Pills" on vacation

[mmonk]

5. You may be onto something.

[FrenchieCat]

7. With these low as you go types, you neva' know!

[Clintonista2]

8. If Rush dies in Hawaii will the freepers believe his death certificate?

I saw that one on twitter, had me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: for hours

[FrenchieCat]

11. They'll say it was a secret Hawaiian plot orchestrated by Obama.....

Now come on! You know it's true!

[mmonk]

12. They will be on TV demanding to see it.

[condoleeza]

14. Me too n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

9. I demand to see a copy of his boarding pass for the flight to Hawaii!!

Also I hear he might secretly be a satin.

[FrenchieCat]

13. I want to see a fucking X-ray of his boarding pass under

a microscope taken to the Supreme Court!

Wait....forget the Supreme Court! :(

[Raine]

15. I think he's faking, probably just ate too much

he has no heart so no way could he have a heart attack. x(

[mmonk]

16. It might could produce a false positive.

[KharmaTrain]

19. I'm Waiting For The Wingnut Tinfoilers...

So Rushbo is in Hawaii and so is President Obama. Co-incidence? I don't think so :rofl:

Surely when the Obama mafia found out Rushbo was there they slipped something into his 45th highball of the day...or maybe they were testing some new secret super duper new fangled weapon that causes heart attack symptom...next they'll try it on bin Laden. :rofl:

Be assured that we'll hear some right wing hate radio hack start "wonderin'"...

Happy New Years and Cheers...

[old mark]

20. He is in bed, waited on hand and foot, loaded to the eyes

with morphine. This IS his vacation.

mark

[safeinOhio]

21. Warning

Check with your doctor to see if you heart is healthy enough for sexual activity before using any boner pills.

[polly7]

22. Definitely faking it.

Exaggerated chest pain ......... all for the sympathy and ratings. Like when he flopped his arms and that thing he calls a head around mimicking Michael J. Fox, alledging it was for show, he's fakin' it alright.

(excuse the sarcasm, but I'll never forget his assholery).

[DailyGrind51]

23. Or, he could be aware of some pending prosecution or similar bad event and

wants to be secluded from the press.

[Echo In Light]

24. Here's a switcheroo: I say no 'conspiracy' involved. He's an old, fat, pill popper w/a temper

Just a matter of time

[malaise]

25. This is a DUzy of a thread

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :rofl: :rofl:

[monmouth]

26. We all know what a nice and compassionate guy our President is;

I wonder if POTUS will stop by the hospital to give good wishes and New Year's salutations. So many possibilities...sigh.

[Motown_Johnny]

27. If he is faking it it isn't for attention or money,

it is for the pain killers

[LeftinOH]

28. This is currently the only Rush thread that hasn't been unrec'd...

the serial "unrec" lurker must have gone to the bathroom.

[FrenchieCat]

29. I was correct!

Nothing but a big ass fake!