Rick Warren's Conversation with God

[walldude]

GOD: Rick! Rick, King of the Saddlebacks! Oh, don't grovel! If
there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

Rick: Sorry--

GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's
"sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you
doing now!?

Rick: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.

GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so
depressing. Now knock it off!

Rick: Yes, Lord.

GOD: Right! Rick, King of the Saddlebacks -- you
shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

Rick: Good idea, oh Lord!

GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Rick, this is the Sacred Million
Look well, Rick, for it is your sacred task to seek
this Scared Million. That is your purpose, Rick -- the Quest for the
Sacred Million.

Rick: A blessing! Thank you lord!

[ChicagoSuz219]

1. Chuck Todd needs to shave...

...he looks like Rick Warren's love child!

[Bitwit1234]

2. Why do republicans think they are the only ones who are allowed to talk to God

Do you remember bush telling us he walked in the Rose Garden and talked to God and God answered, telling him to invade Iraq. Well if that's the type of God they talk to, I think they are mistaken the God of truth and Mercy and talking to Satan.

[Fumesucker]

3. They have more money than God..

Hence they think they own Him..