Stupidest products part II

[OffWithTheirHeads]

As seen in my today's San Jose Mercury News.

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. magnets, copper, and jesus! You can't lose.

[MineralMan]

2. Especially if it's a blue-eyed EuroJesus. They're the best!

[seeinfweggos]

10. i'm not sure its ok to mix those three

especially jesus and magnets

[jmm]

3. If you want air so fresh you'd swear it was a miracle-

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. Oh my. Well at least you get 20% for free.

I wonder if it smells like blood sweat and tears.

[MineralMan]

6. Y Hoy, Más Bonus De Regalo!

[MineralMan]

4. The business card

Jesus H. Christ
Marketing Director

Blue Sky Novelties
P.O. Box 1
Heaven, AZ 66666

Cell: 666-1111-1111

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. On second thought, this is the perfect gift for your teabagger relatives

They'll believe anything so this should work just fine. And only $9.95.

[surrealAmerican]

8. It's kind of like a medic-alert bracelet ...

... to let first responders know you're an idiot even if you can't speak.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

11. .....

:spray:

[Edweird]

9. Noobody ever went broke underestimating people's intelligence.

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. Goes with these stocking stuffers:

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