Afghanistan: Letter to President Obama

[Goldstein1984]

Sent to www.whitehouse.gov on 03JAN2010:

Dear Mr. President;

Please excuse me if I'm thinking too far ahead, but it occurs to me that the nation is going to be needing an Afghanistan war memorial soon.

I have what I believe is the perfect design. I recommend that we excavate a trench and create a wall of marble panels with the names of American soldiers who died in the sequence in which they died.

Now, this may not sound original, but nobody seems to see the similarities between Afghanistan and Vietnam, so I doubt they'll recognize the similarities between the memorials.

Regards

[lapfog_1]

1. Make it in the shape of a natural gas pipeline... - n/t

[Goldstein1984]

2. How about a row of planters made of sections of natural gas

pipelines. We could plant opium poppies in them.

What a mess, huh?