Former President Looks Back on ‘Greaterest Decade'

[proud2BlibKansan]

CRAWFORD, TX (The Borowitz Report) - The decade just past was "an awesome one in just about every way" and will be hard to top, according to former President George W. Bush.

In a new interview with the former president, Mr. Bush reflected on the highlights of what he believes will be known as "The Greaterest Decade."

"We won the war on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we made the dream of home ownership available to millions of Americans who couldn't afford their monthly payments," he said. "That's going to be a tough act to follow."

Mr. Bush also said that of all his accomplishments over the past decade, he was proudest of "improving America's standing around the world."

"Anywhere you go, people love America," he said. "I see this in Crawford every day."

As for his successor, President Barack Obama, he had some simple advice: "Never forget where you came from, which, in your case, is Kenya." More here. http://www.borowitzreport.com/index.aspx

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. lol

that's good!

[Javaman]

2. This is the Onion, right? nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. No. It's Andy Borowitz

And he's often funnier than The Onion.

My favorite weekly email. :)

[Javaman]

4. Oh oh, I didn't make the connection. I know him from The Moth and This American Life.

I will reread it in that vein. LOL

It's early, my brain hasn't completely defrosteded yet. :)

[FSogol]

5. Greaterest Decade!

:rofl:

[tridim]

6. Totally 'awesome' alternate reality!

Thanks for posting. Hilarious! :rofl:

[Froward69]

7. one word ---> Delusional