Rasmussen phone poll: Mass.-Senate. PARODY.

[burning rain]

Phone rings, "Hello?"

--"Hello, this is Rasmussen Reports. We're conducting a political poll. Mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure! Go right ahead!"

--"Are you a Democrat, Republican, Independent, or other?"

"Life-long Democrat!"

--"Are you planning to vote in the Senate special election January 19?"

"Oh God, yes; I never miss an election."

--"Do you plan to vote for Scott Brown, Martha Coakley, or other?"

"Coakley, of course. Love her!"

--"And you're sure you're going to vote?"

"Absolutely!"

--"Even if your house burns down on election day?"

"OH GOD!.."

-- (interrupting) "... I'll put you down as undecided! Thanks for your time!" *click*

[FBaggins]

1. Rasmussen polls are run by computer

otherwise... that's pretty funny.