BREAKING.... There's a suspicious package at the airport!

[Joanne98]

Which airport? ALL the airports! What are they???????? EEEEEKKKKKK!

They're they're they're SUITCASES!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind!

[NightWatcher]

1. hide under your desk and pray that some benevolent being will save you...or

Save Yourself

[tekisui]

2. TERRRAAAA!1!!!1 WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!@1!

[Joanne98]

5. LOL

[malaise]

3. There's one in our yard

Oops a garbage bag with rubbish.

[pipi_k]

4. Some of them even contain

UNDERPANTS!!!!


Oh my god!!!

We're all dead!


:scared:

[leftstreet]

6. GO SHOPPING111!!! TAKE OUT A LOAN 11!!!!

The end is extremely fucking nigh

[Joanne98]

7. I WOULD BUT MY CREDIT SCORE SUX!1!1!1

:rofl:

[krispos42]

9. Just don't write out checks. Slows down the panic buying, dammit! n/t

[Jamastiene]

8. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK AND COVER!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! :yoiks:

[Joanne98]

10. OH NO!! NOT THE CHILDHOOD TORTURE SONG!1!1!

STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[WeDidIt]

11. OMFG!!!! THEY FOUND WMDs IN THE PACKAGESS!!!!!!!!1111!!

[Joanne98]

19. IT'S THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM TERROR!1!1!1

[struggle4progress]

12. Passengers say a man was seen at the airport and he looked like an arab

[struggle4progress]

13. UPDATE: The "arab" seems to have been a Japanese man wearing a beret he bought in Paris

Passengers said they thought he was wearing a turban

[struggle4progress]

14. FOX NEWS: Why aren't we bombing Paris and Tokyo?

[damntexdem]

17. A beret from Paris! Oh, this is terrible!

Much worse than a turban from India -- errr, I mean than an Arab, even a Hindu Arab from India.

[MrsCorleone]

15. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. The Grand Old Pussies, ahem,

I mean the GOP, are already so ah-skeered. :scared:

[damntexdem]

16. And do you realize what's likely in all those suitcases? UNDERWEAR!!!

Yikes! ;-)

[Joanne98]

18. OH MY GOD NOT UNDERWEAR !1!1!1!

ARE THEY DIRTY?

:scared:

[MindPilot]

20. Breaking!! Man caught trying to board aircraft with flammable gas.

A man was detained at the Airport after TSA agents discovered he was carrying a "buttload" of explosive methane gas.

Sources say he left skid marks as he blew past the gate.

[mackdaddy]

21. Maybe the put "Long dong Silver" in the Neked scanner Machine!

I hear one of his "biggest" fans now works on some court in DC you know. Maybe he was on his way for a visit?

[Kansas Wyatt]

22. There was one yesterday...

A couple of agents got sick after they opened it.

This morning they reported that the substance was honey. Yes, bee honey.

[Ishoutandscream2]

23. Where in the world is my duct tape?