Ann Coulter says she’s afraid of anal, foreskin bombings

[NJmaverick]

Ann Coulter is against body scans because she doesn't think they'll find anal bombs.

Speaking on Fox News' O'Reilly Factor Tuesday night, Coulter declared she was opposed to the Transportation Security Administration's new push to add body scanners to airports in an effort to detect terrorist's explosive devices.

O’Reilly countered: “If you have a body scan and you have a bomb in your underwear, they can see the bomb through the body scan.”

To this, Coulter replied: "No one credible has asserted that... No they'll be able to see a container... It was spread throughout the diaper. Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin, and by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this."

http://rawstory.com/2009/01/ann-coulter-afraid-anus-foreskin-bombings/

[backscatter712]

1. What kind of bomb could fit under a foreskin?

Someone go find Coulter's lithium - she seems to have missed her doses...

[MercutioATC]

5. Kinda makes you wonder about the men she's been with, doesn't it?

[11 Bravo]

2. Damn, Ann, if you want your asshole probed that badly, just ask Bill-o to break out the old loofah.

[madmom]

3. Because she's afraid it will show her(?) true identity?

[HopeHoops]

20. Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or...

[Bitwit1234]

24. You hit the nail on the head.

And I bet this person never even had THE operation. That little Johnson is just tucked away.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. She's built like a human X-ray anyway, what does she care?

[Goldstein1984]

6. Funny, but I usually prefer not to be reminded that

Ann Coulter exists.

Unfortunately, at the book store it's hard to find Chomsky without being reminded of the existence of Beck and Coulter on either side.

Re: Full Body Scans

My personal preference is against body scans. I prefer more privacy. We don't know what the long term will bring, but for 2010 my wife and I have canceled planned vacations outside of Alaska in 2010. For my business travel outside of Alaska, I've decided to cancel attendance at a professional development conference I always attend and use the that budget for training available in-state. For my business travel inside Alaska, I've asked our travel office to book me on ERA Aviation, a local carrier, instead of Alaska Airlines. Flying ERA keeps more money in the state, and it also allows me to avoid TSA, so I can fly with my beloved Swiss Army knife in my backpack.

I don't think anybody has a constitutional right to fly without being scanned, but they do have a choice about how much security, inconvenience and violation of their privacy they are willing to tolerate.

[alex456]

30. Knife in the backpack, eh?

I agree that the new TSA regulations are ridiculous and a waste of time and money, but forgive me if I don't want to be on an airplane with someone carrying a swiss army knife. Remember, they took down four planes with only box cutters. Though now that you can't carry on a backpack, the point is moot.

[begin_within]

7. I knew it.

"She's" a man.

[Scurrilous]

8. Foreskin bomb?

I guess she forgot that the scary Muslims practice circumcision.

[Quantess]

9. SHE'S STARVING for ATTENTION!!

LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO MEE!

[JuniperLea]

10. So, we just look for anyone that looks like Wolf Blitzer...

He's been holding a bomb in his ass for years! I'm sure that's why he's so cranky.

[marmar]

11. Or they'll discover that she's one of those "Men in Black" aliens wearing a human skin......

..... and not a very convincing one at that !!!!

[ck4829]

12. Pushin' the paranoia to the limit

[MineralMan]

13. If you pull the zipper on the back of Ann Coulter's head all the

way down, you'll see the gray alien inside. I have this on good authority. Some say Ann Coulter is aan extraterrestrial.

[Stevenmarc]

14. Ann is on high smegma alert

[HopeHoops]

22. LOL! One of my favorite words.

[Contrary1]

15. Well; duh...

Everyone knows that the bomb(s) is implanted into one or both testicles. It's the fuse/detonator that's tucked under the foreskin.

:hide:

[JoeyT]

25. So that's what the guy on the subway was doing.

I guess his detonator failed or something. Damn we got lucky.

[yodermon]

16. An OP subject line that will live in infamy.

[thereismore]

17. Somebody should show her "the angle on the anus." GOATSE! nt

[racaulk]

18. I swear, this reads like a piece from The Onion.

Knowing that Coulter actually said this makes her seem more deranged and paranoid than she really is.

[ChicagoSuz219]

19. Wouldn't be a Muslim...

...Like Jews, Muslims believe in circumcision.

Besides... I'm under the impression that the guy didn't put the bomb together 'til he spent an hour in the bathroom. If that's the case, it wouldn't have shown up anyway.

[lpbk2713]

21. What a nauseating POS.

Only Hannity would go toe to toe with a vile scumbag like Coultergeist.

[HopeHoops]

23. I suspect Hannity is desperate enough to go ANY body part to body part with ANYBODY!

He's just "icky".

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Coulter using diaper, foreskin and anus in her commentary.

Was she asked to name three things that make people less nauseous than her columns?

:evilgrin:

[Atticus]

27. Foreskin bombs??? As God is my witness, I thought those were calamari!!! nt

[roguevalley]

28. there's something deeply wrong with people who talk like this in public

[Babyhoneylips]

29. This is just an excuse for her to

finally get someone to see her naked. I feel bad for the screeners. Coultergeist!!! ewwwwww

[BurtWorm]

31. Well, she knows her assholes.

Intimately. Most of her best friends are assholes.

[hyphenate]

32. What planet is Ann on now?

She really needs to get new material, because she's the one wearing the diaper and spreading the shit.

[Dead_Parrot]

33. Just the title was enough to make my eyes bleed. nt

[Contrary1]

34. "I don’t see a clear angle on the anus..."

Annie, all you need to do is look in a mirror.

[Locrian]

35. she should know

>>I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this."

She should know, she's had her head up her ass for a long time.