Craig Ferguson...LOL

[njlib]

He just said Ann Coulter's in an uproar over the new body scanners because she doesn't want anyone to see her penis! Then he asked if they had a picture of Ann Coulter...and they showed a picture of Tom Petty!

:rofl:

[d_b]

1. poor tom

[njlib]

3. It's worse when he asks if they have a picture of Paul McCartney

and they show a pic of Angela Lansbury!!!! That one cracks me up every time!

[Cleita]

2. Oh dear! I heard the same joke on Stephanie Miller this morning.

Oh well the good jokes make the circuit through all the limo drivers before anyone hears them in public or on the air.

[njlib]

5. Really?

Well, I gotta let it slide because I think Ferguson's the best interviewer and quickest wit on the late night circuit. He makes me laugh out loud at least once every show.

[Cleita]

7. Oh he does and maybe it might be his original joke.

But these jokes are exchanged among comedians immediately before they even make it on air. Now Stephanie might have stolen it from him and maybe he let her.

[Better Today]

16. Plus they all have writers as well some of whom work for more than one

show. So I often hear identical jokes on different nights from different late nighters.


I actually saw one of the writers interviewed, and he sold jokes to Letterman, Leno, and O'Brien if I recall correctly.

My point is that Craig may not write all the jokes we think he does. I do enjoy him, my favorite.

[TexasObserver]

4. Tom Petty!

She's worried about terrorists with bombs in their ass.

I am not kidding.

She says the scanners can't show if they have a bomb up their ass.

She was less crazy before she got religion.

[njlib]

8. Get out!

I've been concentrating on school for the past week or so and haven't been keeping up with the daily loon report. We had our first crack at the HESI test on Monday night, I passed and will now be able to graduate nursing school, so with that off my mind I'll be able to catch up on all I've missed.

She really needs to just go away...and STAY AWAY!!

[TexasObserver]

9. I read it in a report earlier tonight.

She actually said the scanners will not be able to show if terrorists are caring something in their - I think she called it - anal area.

It's out there, and you could find it pretty quick. I think it might even be in a thread here.

[njlib]

12. And she said it with a straight face?

Talk about REACHING... :)

[Mojorabbit]

17. Congratulations!

I graduated nursing school in 76(dark ages).

[FarLeftFist]

6. Ann Coulter also has an Adam's apple.

[njlib]

10. and man hands!

[d_b]

11. ann coulter is hung like a brown bear

i'm sure of it.

[njlib]

13. LOL

That's a mental image I really don't need at bedtime!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. People are going to be upset by this thread.

But given the context of Ann Coulter's fears of a penis bomb, I haven't got a problem with it.

[salguine]

15. Well, they don't call her Man Coulter for nothing.