Where will George hang?

[sdfernando]

All Presidents have an official portrait that hangs somewhere in the White House. I’m curious as to where the dumbya will hang. Any thoughts?

Personally I vote for the crapper as the most appropriate location.

[mnhtnbb]

1. Preferably in the basement.

[WI_DEM]

2. In the old, broken down bathroom which is no longer used in the basement

the ceremony will be conducted there too.

[Turbineguy]

3. Behind

the wall paper.

[Cookie wookie]

4. behind a wall, encased in concrete to protect

the world from all the bad ju ju.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Out back in the dumpster.

[Dora]

6. It will mysteriously go missing...

...and find a new home hanging in Condi's dungeon basement.

[MasonJar]

7. In his case they may make an exception.

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[Catherine Vincent]

9. It will all depend on where the new president wants it.

Hopefully in the closet.

[TahitiNut]

10. I vote for a tile mosaic instead of a painting.

They destroyed a perfectly good tile mosaic of Poppy in Iraq ... so they should put new ones down beneath the urinals.

[melody]

11. the wall of Barney's doghouse should do nicely eom

[AndyA]

12. Bush's portrait should hang in a closet in the basement.

And the door should be kept locked at all times. We are going to be so embarrassed that he was ever pResident down the road. Future Americans, a hundred years from now, are going to go, "What the f*ck were they thinking? We've almost paid off the Iraq war debt, now...geez, what idiots those people were in the early 2000s!"

And they will have good reason to feel that way.

[mcscajun]

13. I just want to know...

Will it be the real portrait or the "Dorian Gray" version?

[lpbk2713]

14. I would like it if they made urinals with AWOL Monkey-Boy's face embedded in them

That way I could reciprocate several times a day.

[lectrobyte]

16. Minimal spillage or splashback... There is a precedent:

http://www.worldusabilityday.org/stories/see-the-fly


It is actually an example of excellent usability. Dutch manufacturers realized that a fly painted on the porcelain of a urinal nearly always became a "target" for men using the facility. And the fly is positioned in precisely the right place for minimal spillage or splashback.

[catnhatnh]

15. The Hague...N/T