Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

[Ter]

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane," he said.

Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels -- not private parts.

But Carville isn't worried about his privacy: "I don't care. I'm up in the air all the time, like George Clooney," he said, referring to the Hollywood leading man's latest film.

http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Let's not discuss Carville's penis. We know where it's been.

:puke:

[rateyes]

3. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

:rofl:

[trotsky]

7. LOL and EWWWWW

LOEWWWWWWW??

[Terra Alta]

8. bad, BAD visual.

Now I'm going to have nightmares!

[Cali_Democrat]

30. For those who don't know......it's been inside here.....

Repug strategist Mary Matalin

[Occulus]

32. But I thought the Black Widow kills its mate.

:hide:

[rateyes]

2. Now THAT would be one helluva scanner. It must have

magnification capabilities.

[gateley]

4. Gotta laugh. That sounds just like Carville, although the image isn't pleasant. nt

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. I'm not so much worried about them measuring it...

...as I am about them discovering that it's where his head ought to be.

[catnhatnh]

6. No James...

You're a much bigger dick than most people will ever know.

[Jamastiene]

9. Carville never fails to make me laugh. n/t

[spanone]

10. mary matalin....say no more

[KG]

11. well, we know where the the glans is, it's where he keeps his eyeglasses.

[Rage for Order]

12. Um....TMI Carville. Please stop n/t

[marmar]

13. Carville's a lot of things. Tasteful has never been one of them.

nt

[notesdev]

14. Measurement

About 5 foot 9 inches, +/- 4 inches

[santamargarita]

15. I didn't know body scanners had a built in microscope

:think:

[Nikki Stone1]

27. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[JaneQPublic]

16. Of course, his testicles won't be visible to the scanner, because...

...Mary Matalin keeps them in her purse.

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

17. So the teabaggers have nothing to fear from this new machine.

[Orsino]

18. James Carville can measure my ass. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

19. It can't be measured

There's no end to that prick.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. .

:spray: :thumbsup:

[lpbk2713]

20. So now Larry Craig will be hanging out at airports.

Instead of train stations. :shrug:

[Fuzz]

22. Will they provide a fluffer?

[tsuki]

23. Only if Mary Matalin is the one flying. nt

[Dead_Parrot]

24. Question is, can airport scanners point and laugh? nt

[tabasco]

25. Damn they must be extremely powerful.

Like an electron microscope.

[old mark]

26. No big thing, Jim. nt

[petronius]

28. Considering they're called "millimeter-wave", he may want to rethink that

[Heidi]

29. I would be remiss if I did not post this video in Mr. Carville's honor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo

[Hekate]

31. "I've never seen one so... old"

Primary Colors :rofl:

[Major Hogwash]

33. Carville should stop putting his head in the microwave.

His brain is done cooked.

LoL

[proteus_lives]

34. This news will send some men rushing to the front of the line....

and some men rushing to the back.

;-)

[Ter]

35. He looks like a giant six foot pee pee head