Proof that Republicans don't understand health care reform . . .

[OneBlueSky]

The Moran's Dictionary of Medical Terminology

with apologies to Cindy Adams of the New York Post (which I really buy only for the sports section) . . .

Barium -- what you do when a patient dies
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Cauterize -- made eye contact with her
Ova -- finished, done with
Dilate -- to live a long time
Enema -- not a friend
Node -- was aware of
White count -- the number of Caucasians
Hernia -- pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate -- tell a small lie
D&C -- where Washington is
Bunion -- Paul's surname
Rectum -- dang near killed him
Paradox -- two doctors
Coronary -- domesticated yellow bird
Intestine -- currently taking an exam
Outpatient -- one who has fainted
Genital -- non-Jew
Sacrum -- holy
Pap Smear -- to slander your father
Pelvis -- Elvis' twin
Seizure -- Roman Emperor
Humerus -- tell us what we want to hear
Penis -- piano player
Constipation -- endangered feces

[Captain Hilts]

1. The NYPost is a Mets/Jets paper, it's still really hurts to buy it....nt