Dick Cheney rushed to hospital

[malaise]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66251

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Cheney turned three shades of red, including his favorite color shocking pink. He started to speak and he got tongue-tied. He took a drink of water and tried to speak again and his lop-sided mouth moved, but no words came out.

He then took a Tic-Tac out of his shirt pocket and popped it into his mouth. After a few moments he tried to speak, but his tongue appeared to be cramping.

Cheney then fell to the floor clutching his tongue and an ambulance was called. He was rushed to Fargo's Land of Lots of Ice Hospital.

SIDENOTE: Doctor Radley V. Fulcrum, the t and t (tongues and tonsils) specialist who treated Cheney said that the former vice-president is suffering from a condition known as Fibalotatitus

























Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :rofl:

[tosh]

1. Damn. I was hoping.... nt.

[arcadian]

2. Unrec for getting my hopes up.

[malaise]

3. LOL

:rofl:

[monmouth]

4. Really. All hopes dashed....LOL....n/t

[BeFree]

5. Yep

That's it. That one goes on ignore. Shame, too.

[FiveGoodMen]

12. Same here

[BB1]

6. I thought they would take him

to Ken Lay's island in the sun.

[lunatica]

7. You got me!

I hate you!

[Connie_Corleone]

8. Damn!

[Donnachaidh]

9. aaarrggghhh -- GD int!

:rofl:

[democrank]

10. I don`t have the courage to

say what I`m thinking.

[Solly Mack]

11. If that fucker were to die and forever escape the possibility (however remote)

of accountability, I'd be so pissed.

[malaise]

16. I'd pop champagne

Now I'd prefer to pop it as he was led away in handcuffs but I'll celebrate his departure - whenever and however.

I couldn't resist this one - a friend sent it to me. :evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

19. Death is the easy way out for him. ...and not just him.

Which isn't to say I wouldn't toast the celebrations

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Damn you.

What a letdown. Don't do that again.

[Hekate]

14. Made me look! Seriously, I hope he lingers...

If you know what I mean.

Hekate

[spanone]

15. Fibalotatitus

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

17. I got all excited for nothing.

[L. Coyote]

18. WhenI had it, my specialist calld it

Fibalotarrhea :rofl:

[malaise]

20. Cheney's was too serious to be linked to fib

Liealotarrhea would be better. :D

[sarge43]

21. Damn. Fooled again.

I'm beginning to think that evil creature will live forever.

[malaise]

22. Have you seen him lately

He's breathless and using a stick. Either he's on pain killers 24/7 or he has enough time to think about the pain and suffering he caused all those Iraqis. I detest that fugging draft-deferring, war criminal, fear-mongering scum-bag.

[sarge43]

23. Too bad.

I doubt he's given a moment's thought to the Iraqis; he probably isn't capable of sympathy, let alone empathy.

[malaise]

24. Well I have none for him so we're even

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

25. If there's room on the couch, I'll join you. n/t

[Terra Alta]

26. Darn!

I was really getting my hopes up!

[Canuckistanian]

27. Rush?

Haste makes waste.

"The devil takes a hand in what is done in haste."
~Turkish Proverb

If you must be in a hurry, then let it be according to the old adage, and hasten slowly.
~Saint Vincent de Paul

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.
~St Francis de Sales

Waiting is one of life's hardships.
~Lemony Snicket

[Aristus]

28. Don't DO that!

Damn!

I was going to go over to Find-A-Grave and then strap on my boogie shoes...