Avoid the scanners, fly naked.

[Ozymanithrax]

It is really simple, if you think about it. Arrive at the airport, take off all of your cloths, march through a delousing line, get your head and other hairy assets shaved, have your ticket number tattooed to your right butt cheek, and a bar-code across your forehead, board the airplane.

Every worry anyone has about security will vanish.

Should someone hide something in a bodily orifice and try to hijack the plane, fill the airplane with Zyclon B.

Freedom's just another word...