From the grave: Bruce Lee apologizes for Chuck Norris.

[11 Bravo]

To my American friends and fans. I am so very sorry. I had no idea that as I was kicking the shit out of him, I was also destroying his last functioning brain cells. I actually gave him free shots for about a minute, but truth be told, he was such an annoying little twerp that I finally decided to stop holding back. Little did I know that once his cerebral cortex ceased to function, he would become a mouth-breathing, wing-nut, birther, jackass. Again, I am sorry for having inflicted the ravings of this punk-ass chump on all of you.
Sincerely,
Bruce


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

[T Wolf]

1. Bruce can still kick Chuckie's ass - even from the grave. nt

[Ignis]

2. Awesome.

Norris wasn't even a spectacular martial artist in his prime. He just had the good fortune to be one of the few white ones.

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[Cant trust em]

3. Dragon whips his tail.

[AnneD]

4. Bruce will always be number 0ne with me...

Chick use to be half way decent-what happened.

[fascisthunter]

5. Bruce Lee was an incredible martial artist

what he did with his body is almost unbelieveable.

[sui generis]

6. that is really funny

I do kickboxing at a local Mexican boxing gym some days, being a 6'1" guapo gringo gay boy, and my dance card is FULL with little napoleon complex shits trying to out-man me or teach me a lesson. I'm not worried about getting a little beat up I have more experience than most of them have years. I'm more worried about getting MRSA from some close head injury moron who don't wash right.

Not that chinese martial arts have anything to do with american style kickboxing, but I do believe that martial artists at their pinnacle find some kind of internal balance about keeping themselves centered, and that usually implies caring less about other people and their choices, by extension. I do not find that same courtesy in our "old school" American martial artists, nor even respect. Most of them are blowhard mouthbreathing wingnuts who buy their own press. Alas poor chuck your ass is full of cottage cheese, and so is your face.

I do believe Bruce should have delivered a couple more spinning backfists to the head to Mr. Norris' noggin to disabuse him of any personal notions of minor deity-ness in the subsequent haze.

[proteus_lives]

7. You do know that was a movie and not a real fight, right?

Chuck Norris is an accomplished martial artist, political buffoonery aside.

I've never understood denigrating someone's talent in music, movies, athletics, etc because of political viewpoints.

[11 Bravo]

8. Wow, thanks for the heads up! I thought it was a fucking documentary!

(And please add satire to the list of things you've never understood.)

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[BrklynLiberal]

10. Bruce Lee. That is all one has to say. He was incredible.

Norris is not even in the same universe as Bruce Lee.

[11 Bravo]

11. The best who ever lived.

Bruce not only mastered the physical side of the martial arts, but he also embodied the spiritual component (which Chuck Norris wouldn't recognize if it bit him on the ass).

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Absolutely true. It is an insult to Bruce Lee to have that other guy's name in the same sentence.

[spiritual_gunfighter]

13. Here ya go

[graywarrior]

14. Christ! That thing has over 9 million views!

[yowzayowzayowza]

15. This threadz useless w/o the foley work. n/t