Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

[romantico]

PRICELESS!!!

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

"I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on."

Added Faber, "I feel so confused."

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

[joeybee12]

1. Yeah, it's great...I was thinking of posting it, but you beat me to it...n/t

[lame54]

2. Don't they have rehab camps for that?

[tandot]

3. "gay the pray away" ?

Instead of "pray the gay away" ?

:evilgrin:

[Soylent Brice]

4. the onion cracks me up.

[Deep13]

5. "No son of mine is going to try to get intelligent design into school textbooks,"

LOL