God, it must suck to be Limbaugh

[catbyte]

I've almost gotten to the point where I pity that thing. He may have a gazillion dollars and I may have had to eat Ramen noodles for the past 4 days because I'm so broke, but I wouldn't change places with him for anything. What a small, petty, mean-spirited pathetic excuse for a man. He may have those megabucks and that dickless dictator/phoney Versailles "palace" of his, but can you imagine the sucking emptiness that must engulf him? Or, maybe not. Maybe I'm all wet and he's just a happy, happy POS without a care in the world.

Every time I hear this song, I think of that creep:

Artist: Grinch
Song: Your A Mean One Mr Grinch

You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You’re a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the a seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch

The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stonk

You’re a rotter Mr. Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch

You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

:rant:...Diane

Anishnabe in MI

[DainBramaged]

1. I am sorry you had to eat ramen noodles the last four days

:cry:

[hlthe2b]

8. Been there, done that...

What doesn't kill us, can only make us stronger.... (one hopes)

[gateley]

2. I hope he's empty and miserable and lonely. Sometimes people have an

about-face when they feel they're facing death. His "heart attack" seems to have made not a dent. Someone who spreads such hate and fear must be wallowing in those negative feelings himself. I hope.

[AlinPA]

3. I could never have pity for Limbaugh. Never. nt

[lame54]

4. The Grinch redeems himself...

Don't expect Limbaugh's heart to grow

[abelenkpe]

5. He has a heart?

That's news to me. :)

[lame54]

9. actually - that hasn't been confirmed

[YOY]

6. No. It's probably pretty good. He's loaded and has carte blanche to say what he wants.

Now your average dittohead listener? Most I have met are not wealthy, informed, or paticularly smart in any way shape or form.

Of course, what little known about his personal life is pretty sad.

[Ozymanithrax]

7. Limbaugh has Oxcycontin and Viagra for company...

Not to mention "ladies by the score, all dressed in satin, and waiting by the door...Oh what a lucky man he was."

Thank you Emmerson, Lake, and Palmer...

[niyad]

10. so sorry to hear your financial straits--are things any better today, or at least likely to become

so?

that song seems so apropos--rush is one soulless waste of resources.

[catbyte]

14. Thanks,

It's a cash-flow problem, and I'll be ok on Saturday. My husband has had to go to a nursing home--hopefully temporarily (DM type I for 50 years, which has caused vascular dementia & balance/strength problems), and they snatched his SSD to pay for the nursing home which left us about $1000 short. Eek!

Life sucks, sometimes, but what are you gonna do?!?

Take care,

Diane

Anishnabe in MI

[adigal]

11. He needs Viagra to go have sex with young girls/boys?

in the Dominican Republic. Or he takes it so the sex will last longer.

He is one messed up person. Deeply, highly immoral and perverted.

[blondeatlast]

12. If it does suck to be him, GOOD. There's nothing un Christian about karma. nt

[Xenotime]

13. Great post!