If you donate to assist in Haiti relief are you going to Hell?

[BOSSHOG]

[tekisui]

1. What if you donate your soul to the devil for help?

[Warpy]

2. I sinerely hope so

I would rather be in a hell full of generous souls than a heaven presided over by Pat Robertson.

[JuniperLea]

3. Ditto...

If I were God, I'd be pissed as hell about these televangelists who with great regularity take his name in vain... and don't even get me started on the bearing of false witness!

[lunatica]

12. What would God say if he really spoke to Pat Roberston?

[Sebastian Doyle]

18. Probably something like this....

[JuniperLea]

19. Well done!

The peaceful, benevolent God I imagine would be just that kind.

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I've already been told numerous times

that I have a seat reserved down there. I might as well give to the Haitians and gain some favor with Satan.:evilgrin:

[lunatica]

13. My born again sister wrote me a whole letter describing

how my afterlife will be spent in Hell. It ain't pretty, but there's the consolation that she won't be there.

[rd_kent]

5. No, because hell is make believe and only used as a scare tactic and control mechanism for the weak

minded.

[MineralMan]

6. Hell, MI 48169?

Hell, Michigan
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Hell, Michigan is an unincorporated community in Putnam Township of Livingston County in the U.S. state of Michigan. The community is near the border with Washtenaw County, about 15 mi northwest of Ann Arbor. Hell is situated five miles (8 km) west of Pinckney via Patterson Lake Road. The community is served by the Pinckney post office with ZIP Code 48169. The unofficial population is 266.

http://maps.google.com/maps?rlz=1C1CHNG_enUS339US339&sourceid=chrome&q=hell&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wl

Not in my travel plans, I think...

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. Hell MI needs to request a new zip code

It should be 66666 :evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

17. Interestingly

Topeka Kansas and towns around it have 666 as the start of their zip codes. Fred Phelps country, 666!

[sarge43]

8. Pat Robertson or Satan -- tough choice.

Well, at least Satan isn't a hypocrite.

[DevonRex]

15. I thought they were one and the same.

:shrug:

[sarge43]

16. Oooops.

Have to remember to think these things through.

:thumbsup:

[gratuitous]

9. Not according to John 9

You'd think a hot-shot teevee evangelist would have read a smidgen more of the Bible than Mr. Robertson's pronouncements would lead one to conclude.

[joeybee12]

10. No, I'm going there for numerous other reasons...n/t

[lunatica]

11. Only if you're actually going to Haiti in person since that's where Hell is

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. See you there.

Keep it comfy though.