The Devil Writes Pat Robertson A Letter

[distantearlywarning]

This really amused me this morning and I thought I would share it with my fellow DUers.

"The Minneapolis Star-Tribune published a letter from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti's persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles."

"Actually, it wasn't Satan who wrote the letter but Lilly Coyle of Minneapolis writing in the persona of the hellish one."

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4J1DjL/www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html?ft=1&f=103943429/r:f

[jwirr]

1. Wonderful.

[fasttense]

2. I have always suspected that Pat Robertson communicates with the devil

daily.

With the hate and bigotry he displays it certainly isn't God's values he is promoting.

[distantearlywarning]

3. Agreed.

I think his phone line doesn't go where he thinks it goes. I also think he might get an interesting surprise in the afterlife. :evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

4. " ..we may need to renegotiate your own contract."

Bwaa haa haa haa! Ain't that the truth!

[left of center]

5. good one!

Like how the letter points to excessive wealth as a sign of the devil, the very kind that Robertson promotes through his extreme capitalistic views.

[distantearlywarning]

7. Yeah, I thought that was good too!

[beyurslf]

6. His contract should be just about up.

[ck4829]

8. Kick

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9. Kick because it's funny.

[KonaKane]

10. The devil needs to find better friends n/t