Living on the east coast, I hate Tuesday mornings ... wanna guess why?

[thunder rising]

Unemployed, uninsured and foreclosed leaves me with a bit of time on my hands.

There is one incredibly entertaining and inexpensive escape that is available 24/7 except Tuesday mornings.

So here I am DU, I have time to whine.

[Recursion]

1. Tuesday is Al Qaeda's favored day of attack against Western countries

In case you needed some cheering up.

[thunder rising]

2. Damn! You guessed it. And in my secret identity I dress up in tights and save the world.