I just want to tell Massachusetts good luck, we're all counting on you

[TornadoTN]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q6TZq05jaX8/Sud1_jNo9zI/AAAAAAAAAMI/hPegNf_HJ2A/s400/good+luck.jpg


Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

[Roland99]

1. Massachussetts?? What is it?

[Ian David]

2. It's a big state where college kids go, but that's not important right now.

Make at least five calls from your own home for Martha Coakley, RIGHT NOW: http://www.my.barackobama.com/coakleyn2n

The website will supply you with the names and phone numbers of people in Massachusetts that need to be called today.

Or

Donate to Martha Coakley for U.S. Senate RIGHT NOW: https://coakley.zissousecure.com/contribute/PFP/iandavidb
See also:

!!!!! NEW RULE !!!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7498975

[stevenleser]

3. +1 For Massachusetts, +1000 for Airplane references

:rofl:

[TornadoTN]

4. tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper

The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

[GodlessBiker]

5. Tornado, do you like movies about gladiators?

[TornadoTN]

8. You ever seen a grown man naked?

[GodlessBiker]

9. You ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Tesha]

22. You really need the picture of Scott Brown if you're going to post *THAT* quote! (NT)

[TornadoTN]

29. That was my original intent, but I thought better of it

Couldn't stand to see that photo again.

[sarge43]

33. TornadoTN, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

[TornadoTN]

40. No dice, Chicago.I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the dong's on the other hand now

[ThatsMyBarack]

17. Ever been naked in a Turkish prison?

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

6. Surely, you can't be serious!

[TornadoTN]

7. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley

[TexasObserver]

15. Thirty years and it still holds up!

[UTUSN]

10. K&R big #5 !1 n/t

[Roland99]

11. Looks like I picked the wrong to quit sniffing glue.

Or stuffing ballot boxes... ;)

[TornadoTN]

12. Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

[GodlessBiker]

13. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

[sarge43]

14. Oh stewardess, I speak South Boston. n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

16. Me too.

[ThatsMyBarack]

18. Ugh, it's my stomach!

:puke: I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film! :rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

24. Jim never vomits at home ...

[johnnie]

19. This thread is sluggish..

...like a wet sponge.

[TornadoTN]

20. They're at the controls flying the plane... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

[Yuugal]

21. Cut me some slack, Jack!

Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

[peace frog]

35. Slappa da Mohan

SHEEEIT!

[Berry Cool]

23. Winning an election is no different than riding a bicycle,

just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your term.

By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to win an election?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

26. ...

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[TornadoTN]

28. Wow - bravo for that one!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[leeroysphitz]

32. Let's just say it's an entirely different kind of election, altogether.

[coti]

37. It's an entirely different kind of election. nt

[Smashcut]

61. LOL!!!

[mac56]

27. The fog is getting thicker.... and Leon's getting larger!

:rofl:

[ThatsMyBarack]

30. WZAZ...

Where DISCO lives FOREVER!!!!!11!!1!!11!!!! :rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

31. That's awesome. You win an internet!

[dorkulon]

34. You ever see a grown Republican naked?

:spray:

[krispos42]

36. "Well, Jimmy, Scott is a male pol, isn't he?"

[coti]

38. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc, he said...

But I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

[Cheap_Trick]

39. Johnny, what do you make of this?

I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.....






Mayday! Mayday! That's the Russian New Year.

[Touchdown]

41. No! The white phone!

Alright. Gimme Ham on 5 and hold the Mayo!

[Forkboy]

42. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Bruno A. lives]

43. Me too, be glad when it's all over.

Thinking of Ted. BAL

[ThatsMyBarack]

57. Welcome to DU, Bruno A. lives!

:hi: I'm thinking of Ted, too...

[gizmonic]

44. Jive ass Brown don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

[sarge43]

46. Sheeeeeet! n/t

[Deep13]

48. Smack-um, yak-um! nt

[TornadoTN]

56. COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

[KamaAina]

45. If Brown wins, we're all going to have a drinking problem

[sarge43]

58. Or worse

[TornadoTN]

47. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

That's about how I feel right now.

[onestepforward]

49. LOL! K&R

[Deep13]

50. This is a whole different kind of election, altogether. nt

[dana_b]

51. Everybody: "This is a whole different kind of election"

and at least I have a husband.

[mac56]

52. "How about some coffee, Johnny?"

"No, thanks!"

[mac56]

53. "Nervous?" "Yes."

"First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

[Bluebear]

54. It's a different kind of election, altogether.

[TornadoTN]

55. What kind of plane is it?

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

[Touchdown]

59. The Red Zone has always been for the loading and unloading

of voters. There is not stopping in the White Zone.

[8 track mind]

60. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. n/t