R's are playing chess & D's are in the nurse's office, glued their balls to their thighs again

[Bluebear]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-january-18-2010/mass-backwards

Ah Jonny.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

1. Sometimes the Truth hurts.

And is funny. :)

[jillan]

2. Jon Stewart is amazing. He speaks the truth every nite.

[Better Believe It]

3. K & R

[Igel]

4. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

No, wait. Perhaps I should be drinking something.

[Bluebear]

11. I think I need to join you.

[Bluebear]

12. A double.

[ddeclue]

5. DUZY ALERT!

:applause:

[w8liftinglady]

6. don't give my kids any ideas!

[ThomCat]

7. Damn, he got that whole explanation of our party leadership right.

:(

[Uncle Joe]

8. That was good.

Thanks for the thread, Bluebear.

[L0oniX]

9. ...and then there is all the spinal work that needs to be done ...at least the have insurance.

[Statistical]

10. .... because then the Dems will only have an 18 vote majority in the Senate which is more than... "

Favorite line.

Because if Brown wins then the Dems will ONLY have an 18 vote majority in the Senate which is more than George Bush EVER HAD when he did ..... whatever the fuck he wanted to"!

:rofl:

Sad thing is according to Jon today the Democrats have a greater majority then the Republicans have ever had since 1923. Strange Republicans seem to be able to pass all kinds of BS crap with small majorities but the Dems stumble and drop the ball with a super majority the Republicans haven't had in almost 90 years.