You Just Might Be a Republican if.....

[BringEmOn]

...you gleefully spend $100 million sniffing Clinton's bedsheets, but only after months of resistance, obstruction, and opposition, initially allocate ONLY $3 million for a sham investigation of 9-11.

[sakabatou]

1. You see science as a complete sham

[Mz Pip]

2. You support abstinence only education

and traditional family values but gave Bristol and Levi a huge round of applause the the RNC convention. :applause:

[HillbillyBob]

5. while their own parties reps and senators

screw around with men in air port restrooms and prostitutes and thats ok cause they say they are Christian.
Preach hate and divisiveness.

[damyank913]

3. YOU BELIEVE THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD.

[XanaDUer]

4. You constantly vote against your own interests

nt.

[pleah]

6. You carry loaded weapons to a public event. n/t

[Vinnie From Indy]

7. you have to tell the hooker to hurry up cutting the lines of coke and get on with the blowjob

because you are running late picking your wife up for the "Morals of A Christian Patriot" speech you are giving at the local "Teabagger" rally.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. your capacity for compassion is surpassed by your ring size

[sendero]

9. You vote with the money party..

... because you actually think you will have some one day.

[applegrove]

10. All your policies come boil down to rich people not wanting to pay taxes.

[CBHagman]

11. You go from holding the position of House majority leader...

...to ex-contestant on Dancing with the Stars.