I couldn't miss with a new set of Jesus sights on my favorite rod

[Hubert Flottz]

YeeeeeeeeeeeeHa! Let's go forth an do some series whacking...

Now, where can I pick up a Sword Of The Lord to round up my killer kit?

I'll win every turkey shoot on the planet with my Jesus Sights!

[MineralMan]

1. Hell, I'm inscribing Bible verses on all my

spinnerbaits for next season. Imma let God make me a Fisher of Big-ass Bass. It's bound to work, eh?

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I might even put some Jesus sights on my pick-up truck.

A deer won't have a chance when I hunt with my Dodge Magnum!

[MineralMan]

3. Hemi-Powered by Jebus!

You've got it now...

[Hubert Flottz]

6. The critters don't stand a chance with a combination like MOPAR

and Gawd!

[Lasher]

4. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

I gotta git me onea them holy scopes.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Everything you draw a bead on will be holey with holy sights.

The lord will provide all the possums we can eat...trailing clouds of GLOWERY!

[salguine]

7. The new AR-15s play the first notes of "Onward Christian Soldiers" when you pull the charging lever.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. When you pull the pin on this baby it plays 'turn out the lights'

"O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

[ddeclue]

11. DUZY ALERT for good Monty Python!

[ddeclue]

8. Yeah though I walk the valley in the shadow of death I shall fear no evil because

I carry this 50 caliber Barrett semi auto sniper rifle.

:P

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Do you think the folks that make the shit we use to kill folks with

in other countries, ever feel any guilt? Do you think that might be why they thought of putting Bible verses of deadly weapons? Do you think that God will forgive them if they suck up to God?

[hj99]

15. nope

No I don't think they have anything to feel bad about. You act as if people would not kill each other if not for modern weapons. Who will you blame when people go back to using rocks and sticks? God made those right? Geez that puts you in quite the bind.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Do you think God approves of lying us into a war in Iraq, in which

thousands of men women and children are murdered because a bunch of the PNAC/nocon's greed driven dream of world domination? Would we defend our country if it were invaded by liars with guns, planes, bombs and tanks?

I hope there really is a God out there somewhere...I hope God's idea of Shock and Awe is even more horrid that Bush and Dick Cheney's.

[hj99]

17. Well...

I think if there is a god he will think your extreme views are as disappointing as the extreme views of those you hate so much.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Who exactly is it that I "Hate So Much"

Where is your proof?

[brooklynite]

12. But what if the bullet rises up to heaven after emerging?

[Hubert Flottz]

Don't worry, be happy!

[Initech]

13. Hallelujah!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Hallelujah!!!!!"

And Happy Trails...