Jim Cramer: Markets will surge Wednesday if Coakley loses.

[edbermac]

Nice call, Jimbo. Down over 120 points as of 3:30pm. It surged alright, just in the wrong direction.

No wonder NBC is so fucked up these days. Maybe Jim should replace Leno, who replaced Conan, who replaced Leno, who replaced...

http://www.businessinsider.com/jim-cramer-markets-will-surge-wednesday-if-coakley-loses-2010-1

[Auggie]

1. LOL

[hlthe2b]

2. Has that asshole ever been right about ANYTHING?

[tallahasseedem]

3. Want to make money?

Do the OPPOSITE of what Cramer says. Seriously, who does he have incriminating pictures of?

[sharp_stick]

4. You can routinely make money

by simply watching or listening to Cramer and then quickly doing the exact opposite of what he says. I remember the site Leonard the Wonder Monkey... This guy had a monkey pick buy or sell on the same number of stocks that Cramer did his old pump & dump routine on. Leonard with a 50:50 shot beat Cramer pretty handily.

[MineralMan]

5. Cramer manipulates the market for his own purposes.

Betcha he shorted the stocks he touted.

Duh...

[Joanne98]

6. He was on CNBC today smirking!

[peace frog]

7. Time for another public skewering

from Jon Stewart. Cramer is such an asshat.

[JamesA1102]

8. Kramer was wrong again.

So what else is new?

[gratuitous]

9. Right as usual, Mr. Cramer

Which is to say, wrong. Direct deposit your fat paycheck to the usual account?

[bobburgster]

10. He is so Stupid! Ought to write a book....

"How to Lose Your Shirt in the Market Without Really Trying"

[City Lights]

11. A fine example of corporate stoogery!

:woohoo: You go, Jimbo! :woohoo:

[whistler162]

12. Why would anyone listen to Cramer?

[TheWebHead]

13. well in fairness he made the call last week

and when it was looking apparent Brown was going to win on Tuesday, the markets rallied big. They fell today due to buy the rumor, sell the news mixed w/ ho-hum IBM earnings and some more hitting the brakes by China w/ their overheating economy.

[Peacetrain]

14. I was just thinking the same thing!!!

[WilliamPitt]

15. Me: Markets will surge if Cramer flushes himself down a toilet.

[NYC_SKP]

16. Wow.... where am I? How did I get here? Peacetrain, where are you?

I clicked the link in your "Oops" OP and woke up someplace unfamiliar!!!

:shrug:

[cbdo2007]

17. Markets don't react to news and people who play the market by watching

the news will always lose big time.