2012 AT&T presidential swearing in...

[Javaman]

the bible today is sponsored by, "Bible-U. Where bibles aren't just about being holy, it's about you!"

fox airhead: I heard that the chief justices robe is a versace.

fox airhead 2: really? nice. Oh, quickly, coming right up after the AT&T swearing in, fox news will be presenting the Kinkos rebuttal by John Boener.

fox airhead: it's so nice that Ford provided the transportation for the SS, but that tricked out Limo the president is coming in, is amazing

fox airhead 2: It's not just amazing, it was provided by the good people at The Learning Channel and their show, "Pimp my ride!".

fox airhead: I love that show. Oh wait a second, this just coming in. It appears as if Sprint presidential challenge will have to be moved indoors to the Pizza Hut Grand Ballroom. Weather (makes sad face)

fox airhead 2: Oh those poor orphans from the Huggies Home of Homeless waifs will just have to buck up (cutesy face).

-You get the idea-

Thank you supreme court for allowing corporations to contribute to political candidates with no limits.

[Ioo]

1. This Term of the 114th "Toyota presents" the US Senate is now called to order

Yah!

[Fumesucker]

2. Nicely done...

And chillingly prophetic, I suspect.

[begin_within]

3. And may God (tm) Bless the United States of Coca-Cola

[Javaman]

4. Kind of puts a whole new spin on the oath of office, huh?

chilling.

[Soylent Brice]

5. next stop... idiocracy.

[tridim]

6. Yep, enjoy your Brawndo and big-ass fries..

It's got electrolytes, and a healthy serving of corporate bullshit.

[Initech]

8. House of Representin'

Actually I think we should take Robin Williams' idea and get our elected officials to wear NASCAR-style jackets that way we can see what companies are sponsoring them.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. heh

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