why can't these old freaks expire ?

[blues90]

Freaks like Baker and Kissinger , and many others .

What advantage do they have , do they have an endless supply of replacement organs , I know they have the best medical team on earth .

The good always seem to die young and these freaks just keep on going no matter what .

[hippiechick]

1. ... because they're not human, so they can't die.

:evilfrown:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. God doesn't want 'em

and Satan fears the competition.

[hlthe2b]

3. Cold blooded..... preserves the circulatory system...

and, ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG.... I guess.

[jakem]

4. two words-

puppy blood...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. They're modern Madame Bathories.

That's where all the missing little blonde girls are.

[SanCristobal]

6. Any one ever see the Venture Brothers?

It's a cartoon network parody of Johnny Quest that has Kissinger as a super villain. I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. LOL.

Dr. Henry Killinger and his Magic Murder Box.

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

7. They're undead?

:shrug:

[NoSheep]

8. Vampires

[bridgit]

9. they're walking talking portraits of Dorian Gray...

[WI_DEM]

11. Why hasn't Kissinger faded away? he hasn't held office for 30 years

since Ford left office--not even Reagan and Bush I wanted him as part of their administrations.

[frustrated_lefty]

12. The dark side has advanced cybernetics and sith-mind tricks

[smirkymonkey]

13. They've sold their souls to Satan for everlasting life.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....:nuke:

Seriously though, I have often wondered why the evil live so bloody long. It's not like they are the pictures of radiant health either. They must have access to somthing that the rest of us don't.

[Hardrada]

14. Stalin's foreign minister V.M. Molotov, even more evil than

Kissinger lived well into his 90's! The Muscovites who saw him around sometimes called him an old Vampire to his face!

[AndyTiedye]

15. There is a Shortage of Wooden Stakes. They Tried Plastic, But It Doesn't Work

[Jeanette in FL]

16. Isn't that the truth

How many other Americans do you know who survive 5 heart attacks, have stents put into their heart, have internal defibrillator's, have aneurysms behind the knees repaired and walk around doing so much damage to the world?

They are not real.