Question: Can I marry a corporation? They seem to have good health care....

[uponit7771]

Jus sayin, this shit is just ridiculous....

[uponit7771]

1. shameless bump

[Sherman A1]

2. In some states it may depend upon the gender of the corporation

but, who knows......

[uponit7771]

5. lofl!!!

[SlipperySlope]

3. Sarcastic bump

[bain_sidhe]

4. Dunno - what gender is a corporation

and is it the same gender as you are?

[The Backlash Cometh]

36. You all beat me by three hours!

[NeeDeep]

6. We're all married to corporations. . . just turn on the TV

Brainwashing propaganda abounds, as for sex they believe in the four Fs - find ya - fool ya - fu%#k ya - and keep ya coming back for more, and pay for the privilege, ok I guess that's four Fs and a P.

[deadmessengers]

7. Why not? They're already fucking you, you might as well. n/t

[uponit7771]

12. LOFL!!! Yeap, they're getting the milk for free....I'ma have to cut em off!!

[Cali_Democrat]

23. LOL

:spray:

[BR_Parkway]

8. Technically, the corporation has the ability to enter into a contract

wouldn't that blow some minds!!

Just make sure it's a "one woman" corporation if you're "one man" in those states that require it

[uponit7771]

9. yeap

[KittyWampus]

10. this has the makings of a very good publicity stunt ala Abbie Hoffman

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. I don't think they're the marrying kind, if you know what I mean....

[Solly Mack]

13. Corporations are polygamists...you won't be their only spouse

[Winterblues]

14. What next marrying a hand truck?

What a slippery slope, it would definitely lead to people wanting to marry their TV or maybe even their car....the horror.....

[uponit7771]

15. Yeap, man on xbox sex will just give the Reich Wing something else to fight against

[Touchdown]

16. We can also charge Exxon with partial birth abortion for killing their green energy program

..which we all knew was a sham anyhow.

[uponit7771]

17. Yeap, where is the Reich wingers.....

[librechik]

18. Golddigger!

You know everyone will just think you're marrying JP Morgan Chase for the money.

why can't you just marry a nice person of the same sex as you and avoid all the controversy?

[BlueCollar]

19. Be easier to have your gender changed to "corporation"

then you could be free of meddlesome things like paying taxes and being a responsible human being....and you wouldn't have to have children.

[uponit7771]

21. It'd be easier to be a hooker...

[Initech]

20. I call Apple Computer!!!

[Chisox08]

22. I call Microsoft!!!

[Touchdown]

28. MS will be in jail for partial birth abortion too.

Vaporware and all.:evilgrin:

[Touchdown]

25. I'll fight you for Apple's affections. Apple doesn't want to marry a MIchael Bolton anyhow.

Go back to Initech ...JUST a moMENT! :D

[Initech]

35. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!!!

:rofl:

OK if Apple's taken I'll call Southwest Airlines then. I'll get free travel that way! :evilgrin:

[ddeclue]

24. Apparently yes but NOT if the corporation is "geh"...

:eyes:

:sarcasm:

[ddeclue]

26. Is there a dating website where you can meet and marry a nice single corporation?

:rofl:

[uponit7771]

32. lol

[ddeclue]

27. Can you bring Russian corporations over to the states and marry them?

:rofl:

[uponit7771]

31. Only if they're hot

[Pryderi]

29. lol! POST OF THE DAY!

[uponit7771]

30. thx

[Junkdrawer]

33. There a business idea in there: Marry a foreign corporation and give it US citizenship....

Prolly save them a fortune in taxes and tariffs.

[uponit7771]

34. Yeap, you can go in with a foreign national and creat a foreign business..marry it and you don't

...owe taxes any longer.

Damn, this could be....at least good for laughs

[Pryderi]

37. K&r.