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GiveMeFreedom Donating Member (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:07 PM
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Corporations say " No elections in 2012"
In light of the ruling by SCOTUS today, B of A, EXXON, KB&R, and PFIZER announced that there will be no election in 2012.

They instead will appoint a new dictator who supports their agendas.

When citizen Q asked who they would appoint as the new dictator of the United States, a representative for EXXON said that the only suitable maniacal pathological sociopath with any experience they could think of was dead.

However with the advances in genetic engineering, cloning and vast sums of economic backing, they have decided to bring back Adolf Hitler to oversee that corporate interests are not violated in the future by citizen Q or any individual.

Corporations also announced that all future individuals who wish to incorporate to join their club will need to meet certain criteria and pass certain tests before being admitted into the brotherhood of professional legalized Fascism, due to the fact that they are pretty full up as far as membership goes, and wish to not interrupt any cash flow now occurring between citizen Q and their bank accounts.
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:09 PM
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1. sure hope the new dic's initials are not GWB . . . .
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:41 PM
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5. They're going to be RBC
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inna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:10 PM
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2. As if we weren't screwed enough already.
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:12 PM
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3. This will save the Ruling Class tons of money
no need to bribe and buy off politicians
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Echo In Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:13 PM
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4. It's pretty much been this way for a long time. Even beyond the immediate it will be downplayed
... the reality of our system of governance, that is.
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