WE THE PEOPLE,

[ourbluenation]

in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

They must be turning in their graves.

[Electric Monk]

1. Get with the program, it's WE THE CORPORATION now

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[ourbluenation]

2. the constitution must be amended somehow so that this is unconstitutional. n/t

[dysfunctional press]

3. we the proles...

[Gregorian]

4. Hey, it's the 5th estate!

Instead of checks and balances, it's just checks.

[bridgit]

5. I don't think that was ever meant *for* you & me, it was meant to *placate* you & me...

All that old dead white guy powdered wig shit was meant to protect themselves from The Madness of King George impinging upon their perceived rights to *whatever* profits they saw fit to keep as their own and the slave and servitude based economy that made it all possible

[jotsy]

6. For so long now, they must be dizzy.

Been hearing American Pie in my head all day.

I'm gonna go cry for awhile and then I'm gonna find me some fight. (not literally, I'm something of a pacifist.)

[Libertas1776]

7. Damn right they would be...

Imagine if the British East India Company, the mother of all corporations, had been granted "personhood." Folks back then would have been doing a lot more than throwing some tea into a harbor...a lot more. Today, we just grin and bear it.