Welcome to the Future: Idiocracy in Congress..

[ddeclue]

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[Donnachaidh]

1. future? It's NOW -- a Cosmo centerfold just became a Senator

Fox will be starting up a show called "Kicked in the Nuts" for a replacement show in the spring.

[Arkana]

5. A comedian became a Senator and a beefcake became Governor

and an actor became President.

The country hasn't fallen apart and I'll be damned if it's going to because Snotty Scotty Brown got "elected" to the Senate.

[Initech]

6. At least the comedian is showing he deserves to be there.

The beefcake governor isn't - he just won the world's largest popularity contest - and I'm sure the Cosmo centerfold isn't going to prove his worth either.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Oh, we're way past worrying about Brownie

He's not even relevant to the discussion anymore. He's the new normal. Hell. With today's SCOTUS ruling, he's the new Democrat.

[ddeclue]

11. You need to make THAT statement its own OP!

[Initech]

2. It's no longer a movie - it's fucking reality.

:scared:

[Maru Kitteh]

3. I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Yeah. It's here alright.

[Initech]

4. This guy is the secretary of education - won a contest and got to be a cabinet member.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. President Mountain Dew Camacho is but 3 short years away.

I wish this was in the least bit funny. It wasn't supposed to be a documentary. Really it wasn't.

[valerief]

7. +14 trillion nt

[comrade snarky]

10. Screw it, I'm outta here

I know where to find a time machine.