Here comes the New Boss... - Democratic Underground

MrScorpio

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Thu Jan-21-10 10:57 PM
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Here comes the New Boss...

Same as the Old Boss

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d_b

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Thu Jan-21-10 10:59 PM
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1. Your children will placed into the custody of Carls Jr

Carl's Jr: Fuck you, I'm eating!

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MrScorpio

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Thu Jan-21-10 11:04 PM
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3. I can dig it

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Libertas1776

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Thu Jan-21-10 11:00 PM
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2. Hey,

Edited on Thu Jan-21-10 11:50 PM by Libertas1776

President Camacho can't be any worse than the last couple we've had.

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rhett o rick

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Thu Jan-21-10 11:06 PM
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4. no no no I aint goin peacefully

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spanone

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Thu Jan-21-10 11:07 PM
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5. it's a documentary, i swear to bob

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Harry Monroe

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Thu Jan-21-10 11:22 PM
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6. Branwdo, it's got what plants crave!!

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Harry Monroe

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Fri Jan-22-10 12:05 AM
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7. Very prophetic also about the future of health care in this country.

Doctor (Justin Long): "Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like..."

"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

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ddeclue

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Fri Jan-22-10 12:20 AM
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8. Idiocracy: Healthcare

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Lay-vZuDd2Q/Rf4V8MVRuEI/AAAAAAAAAAk/bYSZMLfPAgA/s320/Idiocracy-Hospital+triage+keyboard.jpg

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Harry Monroe

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Fri Jan-22-10 09:34 AM
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9. "This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear and this one goes in your butt"

"You've got hepatitis!! Aww, is someone not feeling well? Your illness is very important to us!!"

Welcome to the new health care bill!! Coming to a hospital near you!!

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