http://gawker.com/5454315/oracle-president-admits-to-affair-with-woman-from-mystery-billboards?skyline=true&s=iThat saying “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”? It just got real, y’all: Gawker has multiple sources saying that a lovey-dovey billboard in Times Square featuring a huge photo of a couple named Charles Phillips and YaVaughnie Wilkins is actually the work of a scorned mistress (that would be YaVaughnie Wilkins) who wants to embarrass her former lover. Not only might Phillips be a married man, but he is also the co-president of a company called Oracle and a member of Obama’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board.
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Well if he lied about not being married I can't blame the lady for her anger - eight years is a long time.
But seriously - this is a movie script...and it's hilarious.