Truckosaurus 2012

[FSogol]

http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2010/01/20/truckosaurus-2012/

From BigFatWhale.com: "First, for you monster truck pedants, I know Truckosaurus’s given name is Robosaurus, but that is only acceptable if it ate robots instead of shitty cars. Scott Brown had this dumb-ass commercial where he introduced Massachusetts to his truck. I laughed and laughed, which inspired panel six of last week’s cartoon. While I was laughing, Truck Nutz throughout my state related to the important issue of having a truck and elected a tea-bagger. Naturally, the only person who can defeat Brown in 2012 is someone who has a bigger truck, a machine that eats trucks, or possibly someone who has fucked a truck."

[TexasProgresive]

1. Can Truckosarus eat this truck?

Slower then the United States Senate.(1 mile per hour)
Heavier then Rush Limburger's ass. (2 million pounds)
36 axles.
144 wheels.


http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/81244392.html?storySection=photo

[FSogol]

2. That's a big truck. Looks like Brown is in trouble already.

;-)

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. Screw that. I'm voting Optimus Prime

He *is* a truck.