We hold these truths to be self-evident,

[Kablooie]

We hold these truths to be self-evident,
that all men and corporations are created equal,
that they are endowed by their Creators with certain unalienable rights,
that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Though corporations are also endowed with unfettered rights to political influence.
Other than that all men and corporations are created equal.

[mstinamotorcity]

1. we hold these truths to be self-evident

that all money is equal.And anyone can be purchased with a price.And it only seems like the haggling part is in the way.