Now that Corporations have the power to VOTE, will they also have to serve jury duty?

[Cronus Protagonist]

I'm just wonderin'

[Supply Side Jesus]

1. When can they be executed?

You know, if their actions willfully causes the death of another....

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. I think that might actually be possible.

Forced bankruptcy for negligent or willful death of another person.

[KansDem]

2. How about the draft?

Will corporations now have to register for the draft when they turn 18?

If the draft comes back, can an entire corporation be drafted?

[glinda]

3. How about jail?

[leftstreet]

4. and also PISS TEST THEM

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. How about a class action suit under the Equal Protection clause.

If they can be a "person", then I can be a corporation, and demand that same tax breaks,
same access to loans, etc.

[alfredo]

6. Marriage?

[Political Heretic]

7. Corporations do already marry. :)

[alfredo]

10. Screwing each other isn't marriage.

[Political Heretic]

11. Heh, no they merge!

Hewlett-Packard "wed" with Compaq for example...

[alfredo]

12. And they sucked air for a long time afterwards.

[Political Heretic]

14. that's the honeymoon ;p

[alfredo]

15. Someone bell the bed!

[Lasher]

8. I will kick their asses. I'm callin them out to meet me.

Mano y mano.

Nah, that would be too pathetic, like beating up somebody's grandmother. If they were really people I'll bet they would all look and sound just like Larry Kudlow or Joe Lieberman.

[Edweird]

13. "How does the defendant feel about New and Improved Jiffy Pop popcorn?"

"Well, I don't really care it."

"Guilty!"