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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:03 PM
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Poll question: We need to assign a body part to conservatives
Liberals are described as either 'bleeding heart' or 'knee jerk'

As stupid as that is we need to come up with a good body part to associate with conservatives
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:10 PM
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1. They only have two parts...
an asshole and a mouth.

And those are interchangeable.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:12 PM
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3. +
:rofl:
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varelse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 07:52 PM
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24. Got it on the first reply
no one will trump that answer :rofl:
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 08:28 PM
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25. Heh, luck counts too. :)
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:10 PM
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2. Those "Assholes" has always worked for me. n/t
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:14 PM
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4. metastasized pancreatic cancer cell
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:16 PM
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5. Rectally endowed
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Jakes Progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:16 PM
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6. Like an asshole, but not as useful. nt
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:16 PM
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7. Appendixes.
Mostly due to them being vestigial and not serving a function anymore but fully capable of bursting when full of vitriol.
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:18 PM
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8. sphincter-clenched
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:19 PM
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9. Cowardly Cheepskate Conservatives
“A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.” -- Elbert Hubbard
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Johnny Harpo Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:20 PM
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10. The Belly Button....
is just there.

Serves no useful purpose.

Is mostly in the dark.

And picks up lint.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:21 PM
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11. Jackasses? n/t
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:23 PM
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12. Here, with a photo gallery:
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:25 PM
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13. Needs a NSFW tag next time!
:puke: Other than that, spot on!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:26 PM
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14. The rectum
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:27 PM
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15. Hemorrhoids,
because they are SUCH a pain. . .


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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:28 PM
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16. Cement brained
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 05:52 PM
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17. Turkey necked stooges, that is what the wrestler Crusher
Edited on Sat Jan-23-10 06:46 PM by doc03
called his opponents back int the 50's.
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WVRICK13 Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 06:00 PM
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18. ASSHOLE IT IS
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 06:03 PM
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19. Bile Duct. n/t
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 06:51 PM
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20. asshole
works for me.
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 07:07 PM
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21. K&R
It appears that "asshole" needs to be added as a choice.

I have often wondered why being a "bleeding-heart" is something bad. Because they said so, I guess.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 07:12 PM
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22. Richard Cranium
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 07:46 PM
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23. If we can be "bleeding hearts", they can be "leaking assholes" n/t
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-23-10 08:29 PM
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26. Whatever is left...
after accounting for the fact that they (or at least their leaders) have NO brains, NO hearts, NO guts, NO spines, and NO balls.
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