I'll bet if Levi Johnston

[Are_grits_groceries]

demanded a paternity test for Turnip, Sarah Palin's head would spin backwards. That wouldn't be good for the kid when he gets older probably. However, the implication of that demand would make the fur fly.

[peekaloo]

1. Turnip

:rofl:

[CTyankee]

2. And his mom, Brillo.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Maybe that's how Levee got the red neck

[CTyankee]

11. Good one!

[Are_grits_groceries]

5. I can't keep up.

I just pick a random 'T.' I'll probably guess right one day.

[madokie]

3. Me thinks that

there is or was a lot of fucking around on each other going on in that household.

just my observation mind you.

[baldguy]

4. My opinion of Levi is somewhat lower than that of Sarah.

And they both mercilessly use Bristol & Tripp for their own purposes.

[Are_grits_groceries]

7. Palin is the one who dragged Levi

out of Alaska to play Hubby to be. He isn't pretending to be anything. He's just a good ol' boy from Alaska. Bristol is the one who just upped the ante by asking for child support while living at home and not spending a dime of any money she may have I'll bet. That doesn't absolve him of his obligations, but she just guaranteed that he would stay in the limelight.

[malaise]

10. +1

And they sure taught him well how to cash in on five minutes of fame.

[FreakinDJ]

6. Has the time period expiered to challenge paternity

Most states the father is only allowed 6 months from the time the child is born to Challenge Paternity. After that, (even if the father was never notified of the birth), by law the State assumes the information provided by the mother is correct and is permanently recorded and can not be petitioned for relief

[Are_grits_groceries]

9. Don't know, but that's moot

if he is making mischief. Just asking would do the trick.

[madrchsod]

12. where`s sarah`s kid?

did`t she have a special needs child that according to every study needs the mother in the first year of their life?

or did they hire a surrogate mother?

you know those special needs babies take to so much time for a busy woman like sarah.

[Raschel]

14. Well he's right there in the kitchen with Sarah! Didn't you see them on the cover of a mag?

Sarah and her baby, Bristol and her baby? It says she's glad she chose life, she didn't say she'd be around for it!

[JohnnyLib2]

13. I hope not, for the boy's sake.

Some day not too far off, he'll have to learn about and live with his gawdawful family history. Talk about a burden.....