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Please allow me to contribute some logic to this debate (instead of whatever it is I usually contribute) and see if you good people can add anything or prove to me that I'm wrong.
There are two arguments I've read, from Glenn Greenwald and Juan Cole, I believe, about why the "Citizens United" ruling won't really change the rules of the political game. I can't remember which one made which argument, but I am 95% sure that reading their responses made me think about this, so I want to give them credit. Here goes:
Now, both of these arguments are predicated on the assumption that our whole system is already so totally influenced by corporate America and the ultra-rich that this decision is like a drop in the bucket, and won't make a big impact. That is alarming enough, but it's not what I'm here to talk about. The first thing I'd like to talk about is the idea that these corporations won't want to actually use the power they've just been granted to spend unlimited funds during campaigns, because they have public reputations and won't want to become embroiled in controversy and alienate any of their customers or damage their overall image. The second aspect is the idea that if we pass a law requiring shareholders to vote on campaign spending, we can help eliminate some of the danger posed by this bill. But I think I see a clear way that corporate masters can steer clear of both these hazards.
Let's say that four of my good friends and I are big-time corporate execs with scads of money, influence and everything else we think of when we say "the powers that be". But, to follow the argument of the reverse Chicken Littles, none of us wants to put our corporations' reputation on the line. Let's say for further sake of argument that a "shareholders' bill of rights" got passed yesterday and we need to take a shareholder vote in order to spend money on our favored candidate. Or, more likely, against a candidate we don't like.
So, instead of putting it all on the line, the five of us incorporate an entirely new corporation with us as the only shareholders. We have full ownership of this new corporate entity, and call it a corporate consulting firm. Then, using our influence and power, we get the board of directors of each of the megacorps we own to pay our consulting firm ten million dollars each in "consulting fees". All of this would be totally legit, of course. In our capacity as consultants, not CEO's, we could each go before the boards and lay some sage business advice on them, like "always have a fresh pot of coffee in the breakroom" before we collect the money.
Then our consulting firm would have fifty million bucks. If my four friends and I each work for a dollar, rent a PO box so it has a mailing address, and have total ownership, expenses will be minimal. Then we have all that money to run ads etc. on behalf of our *consulting firm*. The big publicly-owned corporations never have to get their hands dirty, and we still get to have all the influence we can afford. Essentially it is a form of money laundering, which from what I can tell (not a lawyer, here) seems totally legal now. There won't be any shareholders to consult because my friends and I have total ownership.
Of course, once our ads hit the air, there is a risk that some obscure internet blogger will discover that our little consulting firm is really just a clique of industrialists and financiers who have cooked up an ingenious plan to influence elections with none of the risk posited by Greenwald and Cole, and without having to worry about dealing with shareholders. Then they will publish blog posts all about our scheme, and try to tie it back to the corporations we really run. But then, the shareholders will have to try and do something against the board for wasting ten million bucks on bullshit advice about coffee, and we know how hard that is. And if our PR department deigns to respond, they can just churn out a press release about how this consulting firm I run has nothing to do with my capacity as the CEO of the big megacorp, so stop saying that. Maybe we can even sue and tie them up in court. But that probably won't be necessary, because those internet people don't amount to anything anyway, and their crazy conspiracy theories will never hit the big time media, which we also probably either own or play golf with the people who do.
Would that work?
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