I'd like to be declared a corporation

[Fresh_Start]

I'd be able to do virtually anything I wanted without threat of prison
I'd be able to deduct all my expenses from my income
I'd pay a lower tax rate
I'd be able to buy elected officials and have the government subsidize that expense

I'd be able to be die and be reborn without the penalty of carrying my first life bad decisions into my new life.
The government would help me if I got into financial problems.
Cities, counties and states would be lining up for the privilege of having me move into their sphere of influence.