This just in: O'Keefe Retains Orly Taitz as Head of Defense.

[MineralMan]

as reported at: www.wingernewsyoucantrust.com

O'Keefe Retains Taitz

According our sources, James O'Keefe has retained noted attorney Orly Taitz to handle his defense in the so-called O'Keefe-gate incident. He told our reporter, "Well, she has lots of experience in really difficult cases. I understand she knows several judges and has rulings from those judges. I'm confident that she'll be able to handle my defense and put this case in my behind."

Our calls to Taitz have not been returned. More as additional facts are available.

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This has lots of promise, I think...

[Joanne98]

1. LOL

[lame54]

2. This HAS to be sarcasm

[MineralMan]

4. Now, why would you say such a thing?

I mean, really...

[lame54]

6. Because I was hoping it wasn't

[appal_jack]

33. O RLY ?!?

Nothing says O RLY ? like Orly Taitz...

-app

[berni_mccoy]

3. Bwahahaha! OMG, if this were true..LOL!

[Lex]

5. would be just TOO good

entertainment at its finest . . .

[gratuitous]

37. What a contest

Who would rack up more jail time? O'Keefe for violating several federal laws, or Taitz for endless contempt citations?

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Even wingnuts aren't THAT psychotic!

They know that all a sideshow freak like Taitz is good for is something frivolous like the 'birther' bullshit. No wingnut in his/her right mind would entrust something so serious to Orly Taitz.

[MineralMan]

8. Well, I just report what I can write.

Don't shoot the massager...

[Cirque du So-What]

17. Wouldn't think of it

You gotta admit that this tale stretches the limits of credibility, though.

[MineralMan]

21. Well, it doesn't stretch my limits of

creativity, though. It may, possibly, stretch the limits of gullibility.

[Binka]

9. "put this case in my behind." WTF?

He wants the case shoved up his arse?

[MineralMan]

10. Well, he's obviously not all that bright.

Maybe he had a slip of the tongue...

[Binka]

14. That Reply Brought Up A Most Unpleasant Visual. UGH!

[MineralMan]

18. Unpleasantness is in the mind of the beholder, I think.

[Binka]

28. LOL! Hey I See You Are In The Same City As My Daughter!

Howz the weather today?

[MineralMan]

29. A little chilly. It got up to 11 degrees, though, so maybe

my car will start.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Glad to see they were able to reach ace lawyer Orly Taitz!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7578379

[MineralMan]

27. Perhaps your post was the germ of the idea to hire

Orly. You just never know who reads DU, after all.

[Xipe Totec]

34. I should be so lucky!

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

12. Prove he was born in Kenya and not subject to US laws!

[MineralMan]

23. I'm sure she'll present a birth certificate of some sort.

She likes those.

[jmowreader]

35. It'll be signed by EF Lavender, right?

And Orly will post it as gospel not realizing someone photoshopped it together.

[Soylent Brice]

13. ya know, that would actually be believable, and that's the sad part. n/t

[leftofcool]

15. OMG! This is just wonderful!

[Enrique]

16. this report has been corrected

it turns out, O'Keefe retained Taitz as his dentist.

[MineralMan]

20. Well, how could the story be wrong>

It's from wingernewsyoucantrust.com, after all...I think you are mistaken.

[H2O Man]

19. His first choice

had been Scooter Libby.

[yellowcanine]

22. Maybe he was trying to prove that Mary Landrieu was born in Kenya?

Orly will do it pro bono once she gets wind of that.

[MineralMan]

24. Hmm...I though she was French.

:hide:

[madokie]

25. No he'll get a furnished washington lawyer firm to represent him

and as I was typing earlier I don't think he'll ever make it to trial, he'll be disappeared. Through him a lot of light can be shone on the goings on on the right and they damn sure don't want that happening, in fact they kill to keep it from happening. I wouldn't give two shits for his life right now as I'm sure he's wearing a big ass target on his back.

[MineralMan]

26. I had a furnished Washington apartment once.

The rent was really high.

[madokie]

30. You know what I mean though

the pukes will find someone to represent him and they'll pick up the tab, under the table maybe but pick it up nevertheless.

[GiveMeFreedom]

31. That's funny!!! n/t

[GinaMaria]

32. The sitcom practically

writes itself

[bridgit]

36. So that's what they're calling it these days

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

38. ROTFLMAO

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