Ted Haggard’s wife says counseling has cured him of his compulsions

[Lochloosa]

Disgraced pastor is freed of gay urges, wife says
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35097496/ns/today-today_people>1=43001

“Our relationship is better than it’s ever been. Going over this mountain together has given me the marriage that I’ve always longed for,” Gayle Haggard told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira Wednesday in New York.

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[Texasgal]

1. Uggg GEEZE

Some people will fall for anything....the Haggards deserve each other. :puke:

[Ian David]

2. Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual.

"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ

[Maru Kitteh]

55. On Larry King "That's why it was strange - I was SUCH a heterosexual Larry!"

I don't know if the transcript is available yet but I'm sure you could look for a link. It was - REALLY interesting.

[Missy Vixen]

3. I smell a brand new "ministry"

Don't you?

Any minute now, they'll be opening a "center" to cure people of Teh Gay.

Let's see if I can do this without getting the thread locked: There's nothing going on in that bedroom. I'd bet a significant amount of money on it.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

9. A "ministry" where Ted gets to --

wrap his arms around men and hold them tightly against his bossom, "curing" them of The Gay like that other ex-gay fraud does. :D

Oh, plenty of gay/bi men have gotten it up for the Wife for years. Ted wouldn't be the first.

[Missy Vixen]

19. Here's a dumb question

Would any of us sleep with someone who most likely had multiple partners, and was using NO protection, over the years?

Then again, Gayle Haggard must be as much of a master manipulator as her husband is.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

22. Not a chance!

I would need a year of clean STD tests before I ever let them near me. :scared: That is if I ever wanted to sleep with them ever again!

[Ian David]

56. Don't you know Jesus wouldn't give HIV to someone as godly as Mrs. Haggard?

:sarcasm:

[ellie]

4. Yea, OK.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

5. I can hardly wait for the coming fall.

Will it be with another john? Maybe in an airport bathroom stall? Or maybe the Mrs. will find a hotbed of gay porn on ol' Ted's computer. :)

[Crabby Appleton]

6. Wanna bet?

[marmar]

7. This is sad and pathetic......

Going over Mt. Denial together?

[Stevenmarc]

8. Tap Tap Tap

She has "the marriage that I’ve always longed for" yes two deluded people going through the motions, it's a dream come true.

[daleo]

10. You've went over the mountain

But don't count on the hump, Gayle.

[arthritisR_US]

11. immediately following the interview she went to the back room to

call her lesbian lover, "honey, we're off the hook". ;-)

[old mark]

38. ...and shoot up some skag.

Who would want to be married to a jerk like that? At least his gay sex partner got paid.


mark

[arthritisR_US]

39. lol...no fair, you interjected reality :-) n/t

[old mark]

51. I didn't see to much "reality" in the original real life incident - everybody

concerned was pretty delusional, if you ask me.....

Pastor "I'm not gay I just like to have sex with men"
Mrs. Pastor "He is cured thank jeezez"

Which one is the sick fuck here?

All concerned, sez I, and no joke, either.

mark

[apocalypsehow]

12. Larry Craig, call your office. n/t.

[jobycom]

13. Has it cured him of bigotry?

That's all I care about. I don't care if he's gay, straight, bi, confused, or only in love with himself. He discriminates, and encourages others to do so, also. That's all he needs to be cured of.

[SallyMander]

24. +1 jobycom!

Bigotry and hypocrisy are the problems here.

[Withywindle]

14. Thank you, Cleopatra!

Queen of De Nile.

[closeupready]

15. Somehow honey, I think you are either lying or delusional.

He's still got those urges.

[asjr]

16. She is either batty or sees mucho bucks in

this situation. A whole new chapter in their lives on television.

[gkhouston]

17. Doesn't seem to have fixed the problem with lying. n/t

[YOY]

18. and if that means her dressing up like a dude, removing her breasts,

and wearing a strap on so her hubby can give her a proper heterosexual christian blow job then so be it!

[lazer47]

20. This will get TS, But I thought it was "around the world" not

over the mountain,,,,,,Lord I'm a sick person

[UTUSN]

21. Maybe the "mountain" he looked for was found in Senator Treasure Trail of MA!1 n/t

[RevCheesehead]

23. Funny - I thought it was the bear who went over the mountain.

The Haggards - not so much.

[rucky]

58. He seems like more of a twink than a bear.

[Jankyn]

25. You just keep believin' that, sweetie. n/m

[JBoy]

26. He just had to unlearn what he learned at "Oral" Roberts University

[LostInAnomie]

27. Which complusion?

Gay sex?

Gay sex with prostitutes?

Meth?

Meth while taking part in gay sex?

Meth while taking part in gay sex with prostitutes?

Lying?

Lying about doing meth?

Lying about doing meth while taking part in gay sex?

Lying about doing meth while taking part in gay sex with prostitutes?


Either way, I bet he's not cured.

[xchrom]

28. +1

[Toasterlad]

29. I Hope That She Really Believes This, And That She's Really, Really In Love With Him.

That way, it'll be all the more crushing when she catches him with a dick in his mouth.

[Initech]

30. Just wait until he starts his own church with blackjack and hookers.

:popcorn:

[mitchum]

31. "Honey, will you wear this mustache...and maybe strap this on?"

[Ikonoklast]

32. Soooo, she's always longed for a marraige based on a lie?

Anything to keep that money from the suckers coming in, eh?

[Last Stand]

33. "Honey, how 'bout a threesome? Meet Burt."

For me, stories like Haggard's break up the usual frustrating day of Republican-hating. Unfortunately, there are still so many social neanderthals who don't see the absurdity.

[spanone]

34. i bet it was more the humiliation and ridicule he recieved that 'cured' him...

what is a gay urge?

silly beyond belief

[n2doc]

41. I suspect it was more the prospect of losing his cushy lifestyle n/t

[fascisthunter]

35. He Will NEVER be Straight

he can try to put on the act that he is no longer gay, but he will always be tempted by other men. You can't change who you are when it comes to natural impulses. Trying to do so, will cause more problems...

Learn to love yourself. If you don't, nobody else will. What a sad way to live and die.

[hunter]

36. Ted's back from the vet. The neutering went well.

Maybe we can let him back into the house again.

[Fleshdancer]

37. What drug is she on?

It's your life lady. Good luck with that. :shrug:

[Poll_Blind]

40. "Going over this mountain together..." Honey, it's not called Mt. Brokeback for nothin' n/t

PB

[grace0418]

42. Maybe they've gone over one mountain, but there will always be new ones he'll need to climb.

Is she really that stupid or just that invested in her sham marriage? Either way, I'd say I felt sorry for her if I didn't know what kind of damage this was doing to people who choose to face the truth about who they are.

[BR_Parkway]

43. The marriage that supports her in a certain lifestyle may be all she's

ever longed for - and speaking out like this is the way for them to get back to it - but honey, if you really believe he isn't into guys anymore, just jam a finger up his ass next time -

[Gregorian]

45. Haha.

Well I laughed. Even if it is sad.

Denial is kind of entertaining.

[TrogL]

44. Impossible

http://members.shaw.ca/trogl/orient.html

[Javaman]

46. And what of the crack?

these people are morons.

[Bucky]

47. He's cured of Bible thumping, finger pointing, and self aggrandizement?

Congrats, Rev!

[tjwash]

48. Ah....the good ol' fasioned 19th century "cure"

Quickly knock up the wife and saddle her alone with a large brood. That way she's way too exhausted to give two shits about what he does with his dick, and actually grateful that the dude is leaving her the hell alone! On the rare occasions that he is actually forcing himself to perform for his wife, he'll be thinking about other men.

Only a matter of time though...he does tend to go for the big butch studly type. I have the over-under in the "haggard-pool" set at 6 months for him being photographed with a guy fitting this description, at a random business function, or convention.

[ChickMagic]

49. Here's what I don't get

He told her early in their marriage about trysting around with guys
during their marriage. He went into therapy and hallelujah! He was
cured. Now, this time, for realz, therapy cured him. Yup.

[distantearlywarning]

50. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah, right.

:rofl:

[BolivarianHero]

52. Disgusting gold digger...

She knows he can get rich running the ex-gay racket while leading a double life as a homosexual but wants to keep riding the gravy train of sheeple donations.

[bridgit]

53. Those people need to give it up or submit a progress report...

[concerned1]

54. He's cured until the next "poor judgment" episode

[Ganja Ninja]

57. Praise the Lord the Gay is gone!

Now if he can just get rid of his compulsion for lying.

[salguine]

59. Jesus, he even married a woman named GAYle. You can't make this stuff up.