SOTU drinking game - any suggestions?

[Initech]

1 shot of tequila every time Obama mentions the economic crisis

Shotgun 1 beer if he mentions national security

[niyad]

1. brandy every time he says "bipartisanship"??

[librechik]

2. I slap myself everytime he says "bipartisan"

might as well--the liquor for all the times he says "economy" will help.

[jxnmsdemguy65]

33. I had one of those when I was 4 yo in '69..

damn wish I had it now... no telling how much it would be worth...

[Enrique]

3. every time he mentions Howard Zinn

for people who want to save their booze.

[liberalmuse]

4. I'm drinking every time I see a dour-faced Republican.

Two shots for every heckle. I'll be dead of alcohol poisoning 5 minutes into the speech. If I were simply reading DU and drinking every time one of my fellow liberals ripped into President Obama, I'd be dead in 3 minutes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. How about a DU drinking game?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x155778#155807

[Initech]

22. That would be enough to pass out in an alcohol-induced coma for the next four years.

:rofl:

[mattvermont]

6. from huffington

EVENT INSTRUCTIONS
Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots
Obama yells back Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

[crispini]

29. I already had two margs

so I think I'm going to take it easy on this.

[Fuzz]

7. Drinking isn't a 'game' for me.

;)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. The DU meta game.

Based on every goofball Obama-hating bullshit that you see on DU.

For example: I would not be surprised if Obama mentions Yemen tonight.

Yemen is a failing state and is on the mind of anybody who pays any reasonable interest to foreign affairs. Thus, it's entirely reasonable for the President to mention it.

And if he does, DU is going to go absolute ape shit. All of the 9-11 twoofers, the sort of people who think that the underwear bomber was a CIA plant, are going to freak out and accuse Obama of making up Yemen. Because he wants us to be afraid. Nevermind the irony of paranoid people worrying about people being afraid.

So if Obama mentions Yemen, and DUers freak out, take a drink.

If Obama makes a valid comment on any security issue and DU freaks out, take a drink.

If DUers say he's just like Bush, take a drink.

If DUers complain that the Democrats are applauding, take a drink.

If DUers pull a Joe Wilson and accuse Obama of lying, take a drink.

If DUers make racist comments, take a drink.

If Obama calls for a repeal of DADT, and DUers complain about it, take a drink.

If Obama mentions the economy is turning around, and DUers claim otherwise, take a drink.

If Obama mentions job creation, and DUers complain about it, take a drink.


Btw, when I say "DUers" I'm using the very loose technical meaning of the word. I'm including trolls along with the real DUers.

[NYC_SKP]

10. Following those rules, I won't last five minutes. Alcohol poisoning will kill me in ten.

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

15. Consider the supplemental rules.

Only the first person to find and reply to the comment gets the drink.

Except for the Yemen.

If the Yemen thing, then everybody drinks to my honor.

[Fire1]

14. Then most of DU will be stoned. Betcha there's some mean

drunks here, too.

[Initech]

25. I wish I had some, it would probably make the speech easier to digest.

[madinmaryland]

16. Uhmm. There will be "DUers complain about it" about any subject.

:rofl:

Good call!

[yurbud]

19. so you think the underwear bomber is a reason to occupy a country? you sure you don't want to go

back to freerepublic?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

20. Alright, I'm going to go ahead and take a drink for that comment.

Just because it's so fucking absurd. Even I can't predict this shit.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Bottoms up...

[yurbud]

31. Do you expect any educated person to think Yemen is a threat to us?

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

27. When he mentions "helping" Haiti, he really means help colonize it.

[Xipe Totec]

9. Sorry, I'll be seriously inh..(hic!) inheb...(hic!) inh..(hic!) drunk!

By the time they broadcast.

:beer:

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. HuffPo has one;

         Event	                                                            Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear"	                                              Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"	                                              Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" 	                                              Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."	      He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something	                                              Do two shots
Obama yells back 	                                                      Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"	                                                      Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"	                                              Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal	                                              Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal	                                              STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo 	                                                      Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress	                                      Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts 
talking before the speech is over	                                      Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"	                              Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it 
                                                                              difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"	                                      Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti	                                    Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html

[onehandle]

12. Inject Heroin into your eyeballs every time he mentions reconciliation on healthcare. nt

[Ian David]

13. Democrats have to drink when Obama says the word "Hope" or "Jobs".

Republicans have to drink every time he says the word "the" or "and."

[Initech]

26. We'd all pass out in the first 20 minutes.

Bottoms up! :beer:

[Walk away]

17. Every time the President says he is going to "fight" for anything....

smoke it if you have it and change channels to "The Fashion Police".

[stray cat]

18. If you want to get drunk - everytime a DUer makes a crack about giving up or Bush light or bus

[cloudbase]

21. A glass of really cheap wine

every time the camera shows Sheila Jackson Lee.

[sexybomber]

24. I'm just gonna watch and drink.

I have a 64-ounce growler full of Boulder Brewing Co. Planet Porter at the ready. Hope to be incoherent by the Republican response. Will have to be to watch it without throwing up.

[deacon]

28. A shot of beer every time a negative word is said about Dems & Obama post speech.You'll need a keg.

n/t

[Cetacea]

30. 10 shots if he does the obligatory everyday hero Reagan-style formula.

[nc4bo]

32. Pissiee dunk frum bypartisonsssshipz. **hiccup** nt