The Bobblespeak Translations - State of the Union Address - President Barack Obama

[swag]

http://moonshinepatriot.blogspot.com/2010/01/state-of-union-address-president-barack.html

Obama: thank you very much

Greetings, Madam Speaker, Joe, Senators, House members, all Congresspersons - you goddamm worthless motherfuckers!

All right anyone who is not a useless piece of shit can stay - everyone else leave the room

< Biden stands up >

Joe you can stay too

. . .

[NYC_SKP]

1. Funny! more here:

Joe you can stay too

< Biden sits down >

< everyone else gets up to leave >

All right all right you useless assholes sit your asses back down

< everyone sits down >

And let me give a shout-out to our esteemed Supreme Court justices!

Oh did I say esteemed - I meant to say soulless hypocritical corporate whores

< Scalia and Alito stand up, wave to Congress >

Hey Jersey Shore - sit the fuck down

yes that's right I'm wearing my motherfucking Nobel prize - check it out assholes!

< waves Nobel prize >

[asdjrocky]

2. "sit the fuck down you ignorant cracker"

Can't stop laughing. I only wish it were true.

[Lifelong Protester]

3. Well, there's my belly laugh for the day!

!

[renegade000]

4. lol k&r n/t

[wroberts189]

5. Lieberman,Baucus,Nelson..What are you still doing here?!!! LEAVE nt

[bertman]

6. Funny as hell!! Thanks, swag. rec.

[Blue-Jay]

7. My favorite

Now I know people aren’t all into Hope and Change anymore but I never claimed to be your Magic Negro so I come here tonight to tell you this - grow the fuck up America!!!

[BadgerKid]

8. What this reads like:

:rofl: