"The lumpy Caucasians of American "conservatism" sat there motionless, freezing"

[Bucky]

Last Night, Barack Obama Became President

It's a wonder he didn't laugh out loud.

Looking out over the frauds and lightweights and bland hunks of man-cheese that make up the assembled political establishment, and beyond them to a spavined and impotent political culture that would embarrass any self-respecting monkey house, and beyond that to a country willing to abandon almost anything it once deemed important to the first huckster who turns up weeping on cable television, Barack Obama must have been sorely tempted to let out one final, mighty guffaw and close his first State of the Union address with the words, "And I am the only president of the United States in this room, motherfuckers," after which he would return to the White House and eat Mitch McConnell's gonads on toast.

But, of course, he didn't do that. There were the usual sonorous banalities about how everyone in Washington should work together, and about how great the American people are. There was something in the address to piss off just about everyone. He came out for more nuclear plants, for the marketing mirage that is "clean" coal, and, if not for "Drill, baby drill," then for "Drill a little bit there, baby." He talked about tax cuts until hell wouldn't have them. "Thought I might get a little applause there," he said, grinning down at the wax museum that is the Republican congressional leadership.

At the same time, he stuck the Republicans in a box over why they can't go along with a fee to get back the rest of the public money that the government shoveled into the banks so that Tim Geithner wouldn't be hanging from a lamppost in lower Manhattan. The lumpy Caucasians of American "conservatism" sat there motionless, freezing themselves into the opening frames of every campaign commercial that will be run on behalf of a Democrat come fall — if the Democrats are smart, which is always a long shot.

(read the full article at the link, because that's where you're find the sound track to read the article by)

[Quantess]

1. Love the writing!

Smackdown!
:evilgrin:

[GoCubsGo]

2. "bland hunks of man-cheese"

LOL!! I think there were some bland hunks of woman-cheese there, too.

[Quantess]

5. The bland hunks of woman cheese are of a creamier texture.

Cottage cheese.
:rofl:

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Pierce is wrong! Mitch McConnell doesn't have gonads!

[crispini]

4. ahahahaha.

that was fuckin' awesome.

[ellie]

6. Nice! Thanks for posting this

and a kick, too.

[KittyWampus]

7. Bucky, that was an entertaining read, thanks. Oh, about the lumpy Caucasians-

where's that photo of blobfish when you need it?

Edit-

[Quantess]

16. That fish is cuter and more lovable than the republicans in office.

[Bucky]

17. That fish is proof of Darwinian theories

Being too goddamned ugly to eat is a surprisingly effective survival strategy in nature.

[Canuckistanian]

22. The blobfish is less pasty

And at least it hunts itself and doesn't bottom-feed.

[trumad]

8. K@R

[Z_I_Peevey]

9. I'm currently reading Pierce's 'Idiot America'

The man certainly has a way with words.

[Blue_Tires]

10. kick

[marions ghost]

11. "Republican wax museum..."

:rofl:

[MzNov]

18. that's a keeper!

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

12. LOL Too true

too funny

[peace13]

13. Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[BlancheSplanchnik]

14. Obama....

can ya dig it?


Thanks for the link. LOVED it!! :rofl: (and the music to read by is a must!)

[mdmc]

15. "cowards and morons"

lol

[Canuckistanian]

19. "Tim Geithner... hanging from a lamppost in lower Manhattan"

Can I at least buy tickets?

[Arkana]

20. "Lumpy Caucasians".

Hahahahahahaha.

[Mithreal]

21. Referring to caucasians this way is ok? You would choose it for an op title?

Don't know precisely why, but that bothers me. Calling conservatives a bunch of angry old white men doesn't though. Strange.

[AlinPA]

23. Thanks, Bucky.

[11 Bravo]

24. K&R! It's like the Rude Pundit without all the "fucks".

(But I still loves me some Rude Pundit as well.)

[catzies]

25. OMG "Spavined!" What a great long-lost word...haven't read it anywhere since GWTW

:rofl:

[newtothegame]

26. Obnoxious race baiting. n/t