Psst Blanche, come her, yea,come on over here I gotta talk with you for a sec...

[WCGreen]

listen, you're not going to win...

I know, I know you did everything you thought you could to win over those folks in your state who have just stayed a bit behind while pretty much the rest of the US of A stepped gingerly into the 21st century...

I know Blanche, Bill did it, yep he sure did it but he was a bubba who charmed 'em like no ones horse. And Blanche, I hate to say that, but you are, how should I say this, lacking in Bill's charm. I know that sounds sexist but Blanche, even your name means take out all the cclor, every bit of it and what you have left is, well, Blanche.

So anyway, back to the point. Now here's what you can do. Come on over and join with the rest of the Dem's. You know, just cross over that deep devide between the Sons of the confederate coalition and the rest of the country and do what's best. I know it's hard to do, you know it, but you can't possibly believe that you still have a chance...

Come on Blanche, join us here in the 21st century. Give the country a chance to rise t the level of the rest of the world and not sink to the level of the good old boys hangin' in them Ozarks.

Who knows, Chuck Schummer looks like he is climbing up the front steps and about to be on deaths doorstep. You could always do what Harold Ford is trying to do, move to New York and reinvent yourself. And Blanche, a vote for comprehensive health care is a step in the left direction...

Your friend from the 21st century, WCGreen

Oh and PS, the North won.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. If only she would listen...

[begin_within]

2. Oh... I thought it was this Blanche

[WCGreen]

3. The hair style is similar..

[woo me with science]

9. I thought it was this one:

[lib_wit_it]

4. "Why, how very kind of you, Mr. Green. While the vile and contemptible rumors you may have heard

about me are pure balderdash, it *is* true that I have *always* depended on the kindness of strangers..."

[WCGreen]

5. Well, I got da Napolianic code, see, the Naplianic code....

[lib_wit_it]

6. Now you know as well as I do that a people don’t want anything they get too easy. Why, there are

thousands of papers, stretching back over hundreds of years, affecting us as, piece by piece, our improvident grandfathers and fathers and uncles and brothers exchanged their votes for their epic fornications — to put it plainly! My heart has been heavy and I have deliberated within my own conscience, knowing that my decision should not come out of my initial emotion...What I mean is... I want to deceive them enough to make them — want me.

Is there something wrong with me?

[WCGreen]

7. I just wanna be loveeeeeed....

[lib_wit_it]

10. Hey, Obama! Hey, O-bahhhhhhhhhhhh-muh!

[ProgressOnTheMove]

8. I thought we lost because they had the confederate state of the union right after Pres. Obama. Well

you'd of thought so after political theater like that.