DNI-Funded Author of the “Penis Monologues” Tasked with Trying to Interest Women in Spying

[Ian David]

DNI-Funded Author of the “Penis Monologues” Tasked with Trying to Interest Women in Spying
As Lindsey reported the other day, the TeaBugger who used to work for a college-based intelligence program, Stan Dai, spoofed the Vagina Monologue in college.

In college, Stan Dai co-wrote a satirical work entitled The Penis Monologues, apparently a takeoff on the Vagina Monologues. Here’s a taste:

My Angry Penis

MY PENIS IS ANGRY!!!!!!! You want to know what happened to my penis? Joan happened to my penis! There I was, sleeping peacefully when Joan stormed in and dragged me out for “an educational program.” I thought was going to see Mr. Rogers! But nooooooo! It turned out to be the “Whine-gina Monologues!”

From angry penises to irregular warfare.

Meanwhile, Mark Hosenball has been investigating precisely what the college-based program was. Yesterday, Hosenball reported that the program for which Dai worked was completely funded by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence.

Between August 2007 and October 2008, Stanley Dai served as assistant director of a program called the Intelligence Community Center of Academic Excellence at Trinity Washington University, a small Catholic college in Washington D.C., according to a school official. The official, university vice president Ann Pauley, said that the program was completely funded by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence.

More:
http://emptywheel.firedoglake.com/2010/01/29/dni-funded-author-of-the-penis-monologues-tasked-with-trying-to-interest-women-in-spying/

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1. Not only is that totally creepy, but

his penis monologue is way, way unfunny. Good luck with recruiting women, jagoff.

:puke:

Asshat.

Diane

Anishnabe in MI, so disgusted I'm reduced to childish name-calling...

[Matariki]

2. Well, hopefully he'll soon be somewhere without any women to annoy him.

[xchrom]

3. My penis is angry too -- my penis is angry

At the stpupidiy and smallness of dai's penis.

Real penises say much smarter and bigger things.